The Slicing Lizard

The sexual act of putting your balls on a women from the Mojave deserts face, she then proceeds to cut your balls with a 5 foot blade thus the combination of blood and semen pour down her face. This act would not be complete unless she is on her period. Warning this can only be done once

Shemp was caught doing The Slicing Lizard with Larry's wife after killing Shemp, Larry gave a napkin to his wife to wipe off the bloody semen

by thesunkendestroyer August 7, 2010

Slaying the Beast

v. To down an entire bottle of an alcoholic beverage of your own choosing. Beast refers to the old Irish way of referring to Alcohol as The Creature. Beast just happens to be a more hardcore animal euphemism, and since downing an entire bottle of alcohol is pretty hardcore...

1. During the 7-month shooting of the movie Animal House, John Belushi slayed more beasts than any frat boy during their entire college careers.

2. Ted: Oh my God! I caught my sexual partner Rosie slaying the beast! NOW I know why she sleeps with me!!!

by Grammar_Freak_17 April 13, 2008

cul de sacing

Diverting a conversation into a dead end from which there is no return to the subject at hand.

Are you cul de sacing me again? I was trying to make a point!

by Brownstain November 13, 2007

slaying a vampire

A women who is looking to get laid that night specifically from a PerGerm (Man who is half Persian & half German).

Jasa is slaying a vampire after the club.

by Vanessa Manser May 18, 2008

slaving

To both take part in the activity of slavery

'We were slaving all over each other'

by rose-antonia1 May 18, 2009

slamingly

A word my dad made up describing hot dogd baked beans and macaroni and cheese.

That's slamingly good.

by Pie squared X2 February 23, 2011

Splacing

The act of accidentally not putting a space in between words when texting or instant messaging.

Conversation via text :

Mike : and thenwe went out to thediner across town
Jeff : Dude, you're splacing
Mike : Whatis splacing?
Jeff : ...

by Anonymous mystery March 15, 2011