Simon Cowelling

1. Giving everything a snarky and brutal thumbs down or hyper-generous thumbs up and presenting it as an expert opinion, while using an authoritative voice.

2. Progressive cultural and artistic ruin caused by the promotion of music that is sung in an artistically dead, soulless, and ambitious manner.

1. He was Simon Cowelling the movie, the restaurant's menu, and even the waitress when it was time to leave a tip. Then he Jeremy Clarksoned my car on the way home. Even his girlfriend was embarrassed.

2. Commercial radio has been Simon Cowelling us since the beginning.

by Ramblingvine July 22, 2009

Doing A Simon

Blowing small issues out of ungodly proportions

We filled his room with plastic bags and then he started Doing A Simon

by iamthesocklord October 18, 2012

Simon

He is a smart, competitive person who is also kind and is respected.

Simon is the best baller.

by Putbackgod200q1 February 28, 2018

Simon

A really special soul.
He makes you want to be involved in every part of his life.
He draws you in and makes you never want to leave.
He makes you hope for a day when you can be his.

Simon, i have completely and irrevocably fallen for you.

by WoodChuck89 September 8, 2016

simon

I love this boy. He is extremely funny and cute. He is one of the most interesting people iv ever met and always looks a million miles away. Constantly thinking of himself as unimportant and not good enough. He attracts people who usually don’t have that much intelligence but he is wicked smart. Even though he is extremely shy he is a quirky little firecracker. Never let him go, he is so special.

Me: Hahaha did you hear simon today, that was hilarious!
Friend: Yeah, hes great!

by Annie4569 December 27, 2012

Alicia Simmons

the girl that played bass for from first to last, also engaged to mikey way

Alicia Simmons played on first half of dead by dawn tour

by Dainel April 22, 2006

Simon Pegg

Also a suggester of urbandictionary.com as the best website in the commentary for Shaun of the Dead. In reference to the line about his mother, "She's like butter", for which they didn't decide on a definition.

Simon Pegg rocks, girls say he's like butter

by Jimbob March 18, 2005