SiliconJobs

Apple Silicon device running Windows 10

“Get a SiliconJobs up and running it wipes Intel on the floor!”

by Tinkering Tech December 21, 2020

Siliconing

Covering up imperfections with shitton of silicone oil so that you can say "it is smooth as butter".

- How are online lessons? Teacher said it is going smooth as butter.
- He is just siliconing. No one understood anything from last lesson.

by noideawhattoputhere November 24, 2021

Silicon Valley Speedball

A combination drug consisting of Vyvanse or Adderall, caffeine, and weed. Often used to enter a hyper-focused state of mind while taking a slight edge off of the stress. Also used almost daily by severely ADHD stoners to function as an adult without collapsing into a pit of despair.

“Holy fuck dude are you okay? You look like you’re tweaking.”

“Yeah bro I’m totally fine, I just took a Silicon Valley Speedball so I could knock this project out. I also rearranged my office, flossed four times to get the blood out of my teeth, and drew this dragon fighting a hundred duck-sized horses. I’m chillin’.”

by Erect Cactus July 18, 2022

Silicone Lover

A sextoy

Person 1: I am so in the mood today but my partner is away
Person 2: Just use you silicone lover!

by Diluc_Rvgdr February 2, 2023

silicon savior

another name for a silicon based dildo.

"did you hear faik got an std from his goopy dildo?"
"we should get him the safe silicon savior."

by anonymous CA May 18, 2023

Silicone Valley

The chest area between a plastic bimbo’s tits. The tits being the two silicone mountains that make up that valley.

You see that bimbo slut over there? I Motorboated her silicone valley!

by [e-mail] August 24, 2023

silicon dioxide

sand; glass; quartz; silica; amethyst; SiO₂.

"Purple is silicon dioxide."

by hydorus shui October 9, 2023