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silent upload

That thang you do when you need to make an upload, but you don't necessarily need niggas to know about it
Yo dawg, keep it on the DL but I just did a silent upload of Celine Dion's Greatest Hits. Check it.
by 0Kay November 28, 2016
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Silent J

When a chick has a silent J in her name and you can taste it when you kiss her
Guy 1: How was that girl last night?
Guy 2: I made her go home cause she had a silent J in her name
by SomethingThatIsntTaken April 1, 2020
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Silent shrub

A land/estate for booty calls and loose women known for alcohol, drugs, and debauchery.
Nick met a girl at the cigar bar and brought her back to the silent shrub.
by Peter piper 911 January 10, 2017
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silent creeping

When you check out your facebook but keep your chat status changed to offline. That way no one knows you are online for hours facebook creeping on other people. You avoid being named that guy thats always on ie facebook whore. You also avoid being forced to chat with people you would rather not. Is easily spotted if you post or comment but do not appear as active in chat.
The third time after an annoying new facebook friend began chatting with me as soon I got on, I began silent creeping instead.
by erizzle3 November 11, 2009
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silent knobhead

Use in any situation when saying what you really think would be a mistake.
The silent knobhead works in the same way as the 'magic e' or split digraph, as adding it at the end of a word or sentence changes the sound and meaning of the rest of the phrase. It results from implied use of the word knobhead at the end of a sentence, without actually saying it, thus changing the meaning of the sentence. The benefits of using the silent knobhead are that your conversation should be able to continue without the other party realising that they have been insulted, therefore maintaining and protecting relationships, for example with family, friends of friends, or colleagues.
Nannette: Oh my god, did you hear what Christian said to me? He must really mean that he wants us to be friends if he's offering me a massage after the gym!
Fleur: Yes, of course he does. He's probably interested in you for your mind (silent knobhead)!
by Angel_k April 11, 2013
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Silent Movies

Watching porn on your personal device with the sound muted, so no one knows what your watching.
Jack denied he was watching silent movies, but the bulge in his pants gave him away.
by Stubdog June 26, 2018
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Silent but Deadly

When you thought you ripped a good one, but it ended up being silent, and smelled terrible.
Person 1: *Farts Silently*
Person 2: Do smell that?
Person 3: Eww! Person 1 ripped a Silent but Deadly!
by AFZFilms November 17, 2018
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