Sietske

21 year old fairy boy who is incredible good at yelling at birds. Such a creature usually lives with 3 gnomes who are all share the same name.

"You're looking very Sietske today, did you eat those innocent feet I sent you?"
"Yes, they tasted like almond butter and not in a good way."

by Larry McTaco February 27, 2017

seismic nightmare

The occurrence of a nightmare in such epic proportions that the victim felt as if the dream was terrifyingly real, and even after waking up, is still powerfully mentally shaken (hence the term "seismic") for the remainder of the day, unsure of the difference between reality and illusion.

That seismic nightmare about his family's death has really ruined his attitude.

by Ramasm August 23, 2017

Sheissecunted

The act of getting royally fucked to the extent that one can't be held accountable for their actions.

"Did you hear about Randy and Keith's bro job the last night?"
"It's all jokes buddy, they were absolutely sheissecunted."

by Meaty Petey's Minor Spillage January 16, 2018

seismic acquisition

A discipline tasked with the acquiring subsurface data for petroleum geoscientists. Generally comprised of odd people and social misfits, seismic acquisition types make far more money than what they are worth, and the baseline quality of typical seismic worker effort renders the decisions made with this data suspect. On the Toolbox Scale, seismic acquisition workers rank just above Tree Planters and below Vacuum Truck drivers.

Sorry you lost your job cleaning bathrooms, you can always try getting a seismic acquisition job.

by Dr Phil's Nurse September 18, 2018

Sinisha

The best Trap you will ever meet. Looks cute in a dress and convincingly female, looks better than his macedonian female peers.

"Yo did you see that hot girl there?"
"Mate that's gayy, that's Sinisha"

by Rhealogy October 20, 2018

Seismic Mimosa

A Seismic Mimosa is a cup of orange juice with 4 pumps of hand sanitizer. These are usually made by Alcoholic Doodlgebuggers while not having access to alcoholic beverages in their natural habitat.

Hey Jon mix me up one of those Seismic Mimosas.

by SurveyorMike October 25, 2019

seismonic

A misspelling of the band Semisonic, known best for their hit "Closing Time"

Jack: Yo dude I totally heard this cool song from the band Seismonic! *starting to sing the one part of closing time that everyone only knows*
Greg: Um do you mean Semisonic?

by This Name's Taken Already December 3, 2019