shit sheriff

A shit sheriff is a janitor that hangs out in the bathroom while you're dropping a load, usually a really explosive load that splatters the bowl and sometimes gets on the back of the seat. The shit sheriff goes directly in behind you armed with a bowl brush and a grimace.

I wish the shit sheriff would stop standing outside the stall listening to my anal explosion.

by scorpiox December 17, 2014

shiff

1. A person who, in their rejection of conformity, becomes themselves a conformist.

2. A person who behaves a certain way because it is socially acceptable, as opposed to personally comfortable.

1. "That one kid dressed all in black with the chains on his pants told me that he was a non-conformist. What a shiff."

2. "I hate these tight pants, but a lot of other guys wear them, so oh well. Does that make me a shiff?"

by Muze January 6, 2009

Shiffle Nuts

A phrase wich is used in a context of dissapiontment or upset.

Lewis: Hey man I couldn't get tickets to the game... Sorry dude..
Badger: Ah shiffle nuts... Oh well looks like we'll just have to stay home and play with the Jingo Jango and the portable teleporter...

by Rossohara June 13, 2008

shiffty

The most 1337est of 1337's that have ever 1337'ed around this 1337 world.

look in the sky, its a bird, its a plane, no its a Shiffty

by Sam July 19, 2004

spriffy

A combination of 'spiffy' and 'rad'.

girl: I think you're so spriffy.
boy: Don't you mean, spiffy?
girl: No. I mean spriffy.

by Louse. August 17, 2006

Sunburnt Sheriff

When a girl tries to give you a hand job but sucks at it, causing your dick to chafe and look like a sunburn sheriff

Yo, i thought i would get laid but all i got was a sunburnt sheriff

by Nicole.862 October 12, 2008

Issac Stephen Scriffignano

That is my boyfriend, my name is emily and he’s honestly the best <33

I love issac stephen scriffignano

by Emily.Masters July 25, 2021