Productive Slacking

Engaging in recreational activities that may result in a sense of accomplishment. Reading a book, playing a sport, or going for a hike are examples.

Opposite this is unproductive slacking, which leaves you feeling horrible and unsatisfied afterward. Think sitting in your underwear all day while you watch Full House reruns and eat Cheetos.

Guy: "So did you waste away your weekend away like usual?"

Girl: "No way! I got tons done! Mind you, it was all productive slacking. I read a novel, went to an art gallery opening, and spent three hours on Skype with my best friend from college."

by Sir Elroy March 22, 2011

Discreetly Slacking

Skipping small amounts of work in unsupervised scenario (such as a cubicle, the boss's coffee break or homework) to reduce the workload without the boss/teacher noticing.

Fred: How did you finish all that damn homework!?
Samuel: I was discreetly slacking.
Teacher: No one else finished their homework? You could all learn a thing from Samuel here.

by Sock Ninja November 14, 2013

shaking the basement

Farting with such magnitude while one is seated on a sofa that others can hear and possibly feel the fart thunderclap through the sofa.

Feels similar to a large base-tube when it is cranked. May or may not exhibit an odour.

This is often confused with minor earth tremors and after-shocks.

Hot Woman: Ahhh... What was that...?

Bean Eating Dude: What was what?

Hot Woman: I heard a loud crackling thunder and the ground shook through my ass.

Bean Eating Dude: O' that was just me shaking the basement a little.

Hot Woman: You're disgusting.

Bean Eating Dude: I should change my underwear.

by Rolene M December 24, 2010

Sharkinglot

A parking lot that is full the majority of the time making several cars circle the isles to find an empty spot for an extended period of time much like sharks circle their prey
Cars=Sharks

Friend: "dude go park in lot C"
Me: "No way man thats a total Sharkinglot today"

Me: "Man, I can barely back outta my spot with all these sharks around"

by JamesPatrick June 3, 2011

schacking off

To masturbate for the first time, but not knowing what to to

Damn it jimmy, if you can't figure it out, then don't try schacking off. Its dangerous if you don't know how to do it properly

by illogical philosticist November 29, 2014

shaking the walls

Shaking the walls

Your mom and dad are having sex so loudly that it's shaking the walls.

by Gie0513 July 27, 2017

Shaking water

jerkin it under a table in pre-cal

"i was just shaking my water"
"under you desk?"
"i bet you were shaking water big boi"

by Dankmemes420blazeit October 17, 2017