Shitted

When you get too spooked

I just shitted myself.

by bigman234 January 1, 2020

scituates finest

community.webshots.com/photo/227909989FWrvaX go there! apparently there is some controversy between who scituates finest is. looking at that picture, im hoping the other girls can do better than that...

scituates finest? who knows who thats talking about cuz the girls in that picture are nottt fine at all

by hahaHOHO February 5, 2005

Shituation

A compromising set of circumstances that, whilst appearing to have one or more possible solutions, will develop, proceed and culminate in a way that can only be described as shitty.

"We never see him any more though, it just seems a bit disrespectful."
"Yeah I know what you're saying mate, but he's had to marry that bird Stacey hasn't he. Seriously, knocking her up has put him in a real shituation."

"It's two in the morning man, what the fuck? I have to fucking get back to Eltham, kicking me off for being 15p short is bollocks mate. Fucking shituation you've put me in."

by jayksroom March 7, 2015

shitgate

1. a gate made of shit

2. the thing the stargate fags travel threw

i travelled threw a shitgate so i smell realy bad

by tommy45 March 29, 2007

Shituation

crappy circumstances

A: "I had the turbo squirts and found out, afterward, that the toilet paper was out."

B: "That, sir, is a shituation."

A: "While I was jerkin' it, my little sister's friends were TP'ing my house. Yes, they saw me through the window."

B: "That, son, is a shituation."

by Captain Milligan December 1, 2010

Shituation

A REALLY Shitty situation.

Brandon: I was caught smokin' weed in the bathroom. I think I'm going to be expelled.
John: That's a real shituation you're in dude.

by Dosaaaa January 8, 2016

shitfaced

Stoned on mj such that the smile you smiled when you smoked up is still there plastered all over your face an hour later because you neglected to unsmile or were too lazy, once the smile was there, to remove it. Comes from smoking good shit, or really bad shit -- depending on your definition: ergo "shitfaced". From this perspective (regional usage, perhaps) it has nothing to do with alcohol. (i.e. No shit, Sherlock.)

"Wipe that silly grin off thy face, thou shitfaced bastard... dost thou want thy boss to know thou art stoned?"

"Man, you are shitfaced... from ear to ear."

"Hey you shit-faced ex-pot-virgin, welcome to the smile high club!"

by Charlier Peg February 16, 2008