My best friend Kelsey pushed some girl in view of the ball so I would not get hit. Her big forehead made as a good {ball-shield}.
by Audrey B. April 30, 2008
The standard excuse used by friends with kids to get out of work or leisure activities with anyone, but mostly their childless friends.
We have a monthly meeting at work that is supposedly mandatory but many people use their baby shields to get out of it.
I thought that my brother was going to be in trouble but since he had a kid, he uses his baby shield to get him out of anything, especially with Mom.
I thought that my brother was going to be in trouble but since he had a kid, he uses his baby shield to get him out of anything, especially with Mom.
by Rainbow_Cheese July 25, 2011
During games such as Left4Dead2 there comes a time when hiding in a porta potty becomes a final option to staying alive longer. The shitter shield can provide both safety and relief from many infected attacks such as incoming cars, logs, and dumpster bins. If the shitter door remains intact you are protected from bile, acid spit, and many claw type attacks.
by H@v0c April 22, 2011
(n) a video game console, primarily Xbox 360, that is so addictive you play it instead of hanging out with girls, or going to places where there will be girls.
(v) the act of being behind the poon shield.
(v) the act of being behind the poon shield.
(n) Guy 1: Are you goin to hang with us tonight? A lot of girls are going...
Guy 2: Nah man I cant I'm goin to sit behind the poon shield and try to beat the Mages Guild in Oblivion
(v)Guy 1: You going to be at the party tonight?
Guy 2: Nope, I'm goin to be poon shielding it up at home.
by Gee Hippity June 10, 2007
A brainwashed college student stuck in a fantasy world created by his professors who also live in that world; due to the fact that the professors themselves do not actually work in the real world. (or even a full time schedule)
A person who sees the government as something evil....although that same gov't gives and protects their freedom on a daily basis by going to war with sandniggers that want to kill us.
A person who sees the government as something evil....although that same gov't gives and protects their freedom on a daily basis by going to war with sandniggers that want to kill us.
Hey look at those human sheilds/protestors/hypocrites protesting outside of the military base.
Wow, don't they understand that those soldiers are protecting them from harm and giving them their freedom?
Gee, I guess not.
Yep, just one more reason to keep abortion legal.
Wow, don't they understand that those soldiers are protecting them from harm and giving them their freedom?
Gee, I guess not.
Yep, just one more reason to keep abortion legal.
by hooper March 14, 2004
Large Jackie-O style sunglasses that all the New Jersey sluts wear. Often accompanied by a tramp stamp and botox.
by NickG0529 November 01, 2006
Owen: Do you think Gary and Chuck have Sword Fights?
Neil: Those two? No, they both have chodes.
Owen: Oh... So they have Shield Bashes
Neil: Those two? No, they both have chodes.
Owen: Oh... So they have Shield Bashes
by Speelunker1 June 16, 2015