sharting spider

A sharting spider is a particularly heinous sub-specie of the "Barking Spider" in that it's defense method is not just a warning signal and fowl smell, but also warns potential pretadors with a deposit of substance known by naturalists as 'beware brown'. They are particularly fond of burroing in 'tighty whiteys'.

subject 1: (Notices subject 2's dirty underwear on the floor) "Woah! Either you never learned to wipe your ass or you were born without a sphincter!"

Subject 2: "What?....No...I'm dealing with an infestation of Sharting Spiders. That wasn't me!"

by Prince of dorkness June 21, 2010

Sharming

It's when a person is shitty but also charming. We've all been sharmed before.

1) Why don't you break up with her already?
2)I want to but she is just so sharming!

by JOHNNYAPPLESEED March 12, 2013

shardinal

A paranoid tweeker, who's main objective is to get as high on methamphetamine as possible, even if it means picking up shards you or your friend have dropped when last using crystal meth.

Oh look, a shardinal!

by #theshardinal March 6, 2018

sharking

when the teacher or sub keeps circling you in class to see what your doing.

go on twitter on your phone
bruh i can't the teacher keeps sharking me

by ahfukajshfk May 14, 2018

Shedding

The once a week cycle, where a male's genitals shed their top layer of skin, on the shaft - resembling a shedding snake. Often, if someone gets too impatient, their whole dick will fall off while they're peeling off the skin.

"Wait! Be careful! I'm mid-shedding!! I don't want my dick to fall off!"

by NishiTheGreat May 29, 2023

ed sheering

Verb: The act of being fed food like a baby bird while on tour.

Example 1: Ed Sheeran tours the world looking for birds to feed him like one of their own.

Example 2: Went Ed Sheering after a night out, I'm stuffed now.

by Bamneckpunch April 18, 2018

sharing is caring

This term is use to describe a form of recreational social and sexual intercourse between consenting adults. Commonly consisting of male/female (or male/male) couples meeting with other males for sex and ongoing intimacy. It is simply being open about you sexual feelings and being adventurous about it; keeping the homies happy!

"Sharing is Caring" probably began since the dawn of time. From our history records at we can find some sort of written documents from the ancient Rome and its' orgies.

"Dude, I can't hang with you tonight" "WTF, why not?" "Lisa and I are going out." "Bring her over, sharing is caring!"

by suite July 17, 2007