Postman Shat

Like Postman Pat, however, this person takes a shit through your letter box.

"I heard the letter box flap so I went to collect my mail. All I found was a steaming dump on my carpet. I can't believe someone did a postman shat."

by Hammertime25 October 15, 2014

shat pank

good, cool, excellent, phat. can be shortened to sh'pank. complete and utter greatness

'did you watch the film last night?'
'yeh it was shat pank'

by flave July 8, 2004

Shat Brix

The past tense of Shit Brix.

1) Holy fuck, you shoulda seen his face! It looked like her just about Shat Brix.

2) Oh man, when she pulled down her pants, and whiped out her dick, I fucking Shat Brix.

by Teh Brix Shatter January 2, 2009

boot shat

when you are wearing shorts and you catch a bad case of diarrhea and the soft, liquidy shit runs down your leg and into your boot. common on camping trips or strenuous excercise.

hiker 1: hey what took you so long?

hiker 2: sorry i got a bad case of boot shat.

by vigz June 27, 2005

cat shat

When you put a cork in a cats butt, wait a week. Then take it out and see how much shat spews out. Then you'll be screaming "Aaahh! Cat shat".

Malissa: "Hey man, my brother just got a new cat. Ugh, I hate cats"
Andrew: "Lets make it cat shat!"

by mduubz August 12, 2010

Shat the Diff

A catastrophic failure of a car's transmission in which the differential collapses damaging the transmission and the vehicle loses drive , also leaving a trail of oil where it's been

i couldn't pick up droo, fash and professor layton as me astra had broke down, it shat the diff and left a trail of oil like the amoco cadiz along the road, darn diff!

by davethejag February 5, 2009

shat on a turtle

shat = past tense of shit
turtle = penis

Related: mud on the turtle

Austin Powers: and she shat on a turtle.

by sytelus July 30, 2010