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1. Sarcasm
2. What people with no lives think about the internets
We were shocked when that n00b didn't realise the internet is serious business :O
by Homoriffic January 1, 2007
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Are you serious?

The verbal tic of dunderheads, morons and wannabe Californians (read: Seattle denizens and their ilk.) It is not intended as an actual question but rather is the reactionary knee-jerk of someone who does not think before opening the mouth.
Me: I just got this latte for uber cheap at the Starbucks on the corner.

Idiot I'm talking to: Are you serious?

Me: No, I'm just pulling your motherfucking leg. Of COURSE I'm serious!
by grammarcopkyle August 28, 2010
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Too Serious

Too Serious is to be exclaimed When somebody takes something out of context,overreacts,does something or acts ridiculously,or reacts more serious than necessary to something that's occurred.it can also be used whenever something is just completely awkward and "out there",like a really long name.
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generated in the south,the slang phrase,"Too Serious" isn't well known.the term "too serious" has been used over and over,making the term itself,ironically,too serious.
other variations of the word,"too damn serious","too fucking serious","you're so serious",Etc.
*a schoolgirl steps in gum and throws her books and papers all over the place in a ferocious tantrum while exclaiming very loudly.*

Jimbo Jim:man that chick is too serious.id really like to slit her throat and hide her body in a dumpster.

billy bob joe:jesus christ man! YOU'RE too serious!

jimbo jim:you're name is too serious.bam.

billy bob:shit man,you know sometimes..sometimes words hurt..
by Jacob-A.K.A. InFamous December 16, 2009
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Are you serious?

Used to describe frustration or disbelief.
*Moving Walkway at ski resort stops*
Little kid in front of me: Are you serious? Come on! Are you serious?
by frabrizio March 7, 2017
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Seriously.5

Literal Definition: Serious and a Half

Basically, Seriously.5 is an enhancement to a dialogue that is said when the audience is in disbelief at the authenticity of an argument, event that took place etc... The speaker then re-establishes the argument as being Serious.5 which would therefore add extra emphasis to how "real" or "true" the speaker's statement actually is.
Steve: "Yo man, did you hear about Maria hooking up with Julian at that party?"
Dave: "GTFO brother, I was planning on going for that!" (reluctant to believe the story)
Steve: "Trust me, they were smashed out of their minds and I was right there when it happened bud; I'm being completely Seriously.5 right now."
by JoeySteel January 14, 2010
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serious celeb obsession (SCO)

Someone who is completely obsessed with a certain celebrity and..

1. tries to look like them, dress like them or act like them
2. thinks everything in common with them is fate
3. non stop connects everything with them
4. screams when they hear their name, see them or hear them
5. thinks that when they are watching a vid of them, the celeb is connecting with them in some way. i.e smiling and looking into the camera.
6. stalks them
7. imagines the celeb is with them or watching them
8. thinks they are the celeb reincarnated or they are the celeb
9. gets jelous when other people say they like the celeb or if the celeb is with a girlfreind/boyfriend
10. It gets extremely serious when the person suffering becomes so obsessed all their life surrounds is the celeb :|
serious celeb obsession (SCO)

johnny depp: my favourite colour is black..
SCO sufferer: Omg so is mine we are so alike, we would get along, we could be like soulmates...

SCO sufferer: stay away jew, i am hitler reincarnated

SCO sufferer: He just looked at me and winked!
Friend: no he looked into the camera for a second and blinked
SCO sufferer: you didnt see it cos he didnt want you to
by doctorweird February 7, 2010
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Seriouscult

The seriouscult is a fraction in nalopia's discord who fight for the freedom of chair. If you join the cult you will get free cookies and a milf.
The seriouscult is fighting for the freedom of chair again.
by Hail the lee-der August 26, 2021
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