selective crohn's

when a person claims to have crohn's disease ( an inflammation of the bowel causing sudden and frequent bathroom breaks) uses that ailment selectively to benefit him/her when it is convenient to have such an ailment to exit certain social situations.

Hey, have you noticed that when she is bored at a party she has sudden selective crohn's and uses that as an excuse to leave?

by lezbaterian December 27, 2011

Natural-Selection

A bridge that enables people to fondel Fam and other EC members..

Omg I got in Fam's pance! Thank you NS!!! (Duff is gay) ;P

by TEH DUCKZ0r February 12, 2003

Select Choir

A Choir full of bitches and bastards that Can't sing.

Ugh! I hate that select Choir! None of them can actually sing!

by Rtistique June 8, 2011

selective multiplayer

Selective Multiplayer is a term used to describe a MMO game that lest you choose between different levels of involvement in the online games playerbase.

(1)With Selective Multiplayer you may only want to play with people on your friends list in the game. Or you may want to play with friends or friends, or you may want to play with everyone in the game.

(2)Minecraft's selective multiplayer is server based. It has a Single Player mode, a "white list server" mode(invitees only), and an "Open Server" mode(anyone).

by Harvard Dictionary September 17, 2013

Natural-Selection

Sexually stimilating material used by Martigen

"Im gonna download some Natural-Selection and spend the night with a tub of butter" -Mart

by Mordain January 28, 2003

Selective Social Distancing

Continuing to practice social distancing after the pandemic ends towards jerks, people who smell bad and in general, anybody you don’t want in your life

After I had coffee with him few times, I decided to practice selective social distancing from him because he wanted me to meet his parents

by rtalati April 14, 2020

Selective Text Responding

When one of the participants in a texting conversation intentionally ignores certain questions or texts because of their lack of desire to answer the question or get involved in a conversation.

"Stop selective text responding and answer my question -- do you want to go with me to my friend Marisa's surprise mini golf birthday party?"

by tomalexander19 August 25, 2013