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Rich smalltowners
This accounts for a majority of the students. Rich kids that lived in small towns in Connecticut mass or RI, whom always had dreams of validating themselves by moving to a city. They play their stereotypes and fashion statements to a t, understanding they got all of their influence on how to live from MTV. Like the foreign kids they have no appreciation for anything, including their education. Many of them try to act like they have some kind of financial concerns but they are lying. They are really boring judgmental and suck at life.
Didn’t make it to emerson
Group of artsy failed hipsters who couldn’t get into emerson. Generally move to Cambridge or allston and try to latch on to the hipster scene of other schools.
Minorities and nerds.
The minorities are blatantly ignored, but seem to do okay forming sub groups. They take advantage of all suffolks unused resources, because everyone else is too snooty to do so.
The nerds are funny “SGA” student government. It’s a mystery why they would invest themselves so much into school, yet go to one of the worst schools. They work hard and are intelligent but are looney and socially inept which is probably why they couldn’t reason well on their SAT’s.
Most Suffolk students, either claim of transferring, or complain about what a Suffolk degree will do for them.
This accounts for a majority of the students. Rich kids that lived in small towns in Connecticut mass or RI, whom always had dreams of validating themselves by moving to a city. They play their stereotypes and fashion statements to a t, understanding they got all of their influence on how to live from MTV. Like the foreign kids they have no appreciation for anything, including their education. Many of them try to act like they have some kind of financial concerns but they are lying. They are really boring judgmental and suck at life.
Didn’t make it to emerson
Group of artsy failed hipsters who couldn’t get into emerson. Generally move to Cambridge or allston and try to latch on to the hipster scene of other schools.
Minorities and nerds.
The minorities are blatantly ignored, but seem to do okay forming sub groups. They take advantage of all suffolks unused resources, because everyone else is too snooty to do so.
The nerds are funny “SGA” student government. It’s a mystery why they would invest themselves so much into school, yet go to one of the worst schools. They work hard and are intelligent but are looney and socially inept which is probably why they couldn’t reason well on their SAT’s.
Most Suffolk students, either claim of transferring, or complain about what a Suffolk degree will do for them.
Suffolk university
mary- i have so much money on my meal plan, ive only used it to pay for overpriced-mixers on Friday nights
kate- yeah the food is alot better and less expensive right next door to the cafe
mary- i know, i had to buy a meal plan, but who cares its my parents money.
tim- im bout to buy a bottle can u throw down?
kevin- nah dude u know me, broke college student (new macbook pro in his lap, expensive fitted with matching shoes, spent 25 bucks on dinner at some surrounding restaurant)
mary- i have so much money on my meal plan, ive only used it to pay for overpriced-mixers on Friday nights
kate- yeah the food is alot better and less expensive right next door to the cafe
mary- i know, i had to buy a meal plan, but who cares its my parents money.
tim- im bout to buy a bottle can u throw down?
kevin- nah dude u know me, broke college student (new macbook pro in his lap, expensive fitted with matching shoes, spent 25 bucks on dinner at some surrounding restaurant)
by rottenseed March 18, 2011
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All boys talk about on the bus is what wheels they put on their 4 wheelers and the girls either don't have any fashion sense at all and just wear stinky t shirts and jeans or they're wiggers or they don't bathe and always smell really bad.
Being a prep at heart and not being able to go all the way with in this town is very heartbreaking. For example if I wore a pair of capris with whales embroidered on them, every kid in my school would make fun of me.
It is so sad.
These people are also very mean.
They can't try to be sophisticated at all. Again, I cry to myself. I swear, I am living in the wrong place. I should be living in williamsburg, VA, which is the best town in the country, not to mention the world!!
But yes seaford is a place where people always talk about going to the huge Baptist church, even when they're not Baptist, just so they can hear the latest gossip.
It is also a place where there are the popular cheerleaders and losers, goths, exc., but it is not sophisticated enough to have real preps (which is so sad!)
It is also a place where people hang out at the Seaford Country Market, which is owned by a fat, arrogant man who has a fat arrogant son who rides my bus and always pushes me out of his way when I'm in his flipping (excuse my french) way!
All boys talk about on the bus is what wheels they put on their 4 wheelers and the girls either don't have any fashion sense at all and just wear stinky t shirts and jeans or they're wiggers or they don't bathe and always smell really bad.
Being a prep at heart and not being able to go all the way with in this town is very heartbreaking. For example if I wore a pair of capris with whales embroidered on them, every kid in my school would make fun of me.
It is so sad.
These people are also very mean.
They can't try to be sophisticated at all. Again, I cry to myself. I swear, I am living in the wrong place. I should be living in williamsburg, VA, which is the best town in the country, not to mention the world!!
But yes seaford is a place where people always talk about going to the huge Baptist church, even when they're not Baptist, just so they can hear the latest gossip.
It is also a place where there are the popular cheerleaders and losers, goths, exc., but it is not sophisticated enough to have real preps (which is so sad!)
It is also a place where people hang out at the Seaford Country Market, which is owned by a fat, arrogant man who has a fat arrogant son who rides my bus and always pushes me out of his way when I'm in his flipping (excuse my french) way!
Boy 1: Are goin' to the Cu'ntry market tonight?
Girl 1: Yeah, baby. I'll be there. Are ya gonna bring yo fo' wheela?!
Boy 1: Yeah, and we'll go ridin' through Seafo'd on it.
Girl 1: Ohhhhhhhhhhhh Yeah!
Girl 1: Yeah, baby. I'll be there. Are ya gonna bring yo fo' wheela?!
Boy 1: Yeah, and we'll go ridin' through Seafo'd on it.
Girl 1: Ohhhhhhhhhhhh Yeah!
by A suffering prep in a redneck-hick town February 22, 2005
Get the seaford, VA mug.Suffolk, as in Suffolk County (Long Island, New York), might as well not exist. People from Suffolk just don't fit in and pretty much never will, no matter how hard they try. Suffolk people are constantly trying to prove themselves better than people from Nassau. Their insults are so pathetic that Nassau people will simply insult them back and scare them away or just walk away laughing. If you have a 631 area code, just accept it, you suck. With the exception of the Hamptons, Mountauk, & Huntington, Suffolk consists of a hopelessly pathetic population and useless land that should just separate from the rest of Long Island and float away into the Atlantic Ocean.
Actual insults said by real people from Suffolk to people from Nassau:
"You seem like one of the people who would switch lanes on a highway without looking because theyre so full of themselves."
"NASSAU SUCKS GOOSE ANUS. WAIT YOU DON'T HAVE GEESE ALL OF NASSAU IS A DUMP WHERE SEAGULLS RUN THE LAND!"
"Sweet i wish i had the largest mall in New York thatd be fucking sweet...NOT"
"are people from nassau blind? its a toga you tard!"
"You seem like one of the people who would switch lanes on a highway without looking because theyre so full of themselves."
"NASSAU SUCKS GOOSE ANUS. WAIT YOU DON'T HAVE GEESE ALL OF NASSAU IS A DUMP WHERE SEAGULLS RUN THE LAND!"
"Sweet i wish i had the largest mall in New York thatd be fucking sweet...NOT"
"are people from nassau blind? its a toga you tard!"
by Nic_ May 17, 2007
Get the Suffolk mug.Commonly known as the super extra large fat obese whale, selfow is to NEVER be capitalized. Only important names are capitalized. There is only one known selfow, and it attends NHJH. It's diet consists of 5 deep fried oreos, 2 orders of potato patch fries, pop, but it forgets the cotton candy. It loves to start trouble, and drama, and everyone in North Hills honestly hates selfow.
by weasleyx0 November 29, 2011
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