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Sexfoliation

The act of ejaculating on a loofa and using it to exfoliate a woman's face or body.
I used sexfoliation on my girlfirends face in the shower and her acne cleared up in an hour!
Sexfoliation by Plausible March 8, 2009

premature exfoliation 

The tendency of certain trees to display autumn colors in August.
Amy was depressed when the oak exhibited premature exfoliation in the middle of August.

Sexfocation 

The death of an individual through the kinky actions of choking during sexual intercourse.
Officer: Sir what exactly happened here?

Man: Like I said, I was giving it to her deep, gave her a little throat hug and she died of natural sexfocation.
Sexfocation by Beccaboo1 May 19, 2014

sexflation 

A ratio comparing the cost of goods to the cost of escort services.
The $80,000 price tag for Client #9's high class hooker was far higher than it would have been in 1983 due to rising sexflation.

When state and federal officials found themselves paying more and more for escort services, the federal reserve considered raising interest rates to decrease the sexflation rate.
sexflation by Suuz March 17, 2008

exfoliation 

Sex through the belly button
I will use exfoliation to exfoliate your taste buds
exfoliation by mr.exfoliator October 30, 2013

Alaskan Exfoliation 

The act of laying on the floor, bending ones legs over their head, and shitting on ones own face, like how sewage dribbles out of New York sewage pipes.
Man I got so bored last night I gave myself an Alaskan Exfoliation.
Alaskan Exfoliation by anonfoxer December 3, 2020
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"Yeah... I know."
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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