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schaivo

(v.) to vomit


This originates from the generally accepted fact that Terry Schaivo, the most popular vegetable since brussel sprouts, is believed to have gone into a coma as a result of complications from bolemia, which involves a substantial amount of puking.
This dude's had way too many shirley temples. I think he's gonna schaivo.

Or, for that matter, just about anything:

Lets go watch Hawaii Schai-vo
It's snowing like crazy, I better go schaivo the driveway.
Hold on man, after all that taco bell I gotta go take a schaivo.
Alice, I swear, one of these days, right in the schaivo!
Please add 5 dollars for schaivo and handling charges.
Alright I'm gonna head over to Shop 'n Schaivo and pick up some canned yams.
I'm going to go listen to some schavio and garfunkle songs.
Oh no man, stay away from here, her schaivo smells like the East River.
Now, Johnny, schaivo for the camera.
As your father probably told you, my name is Matt Foley, and I am a motivational schaivo.
So the other night I took my pedicurist to the movies and watched schaivo forty-nine.
Did you see the Boston Red Schaivos won again last night?
What the schaivo was that!
No schaivo tonight in my coffee, no schaivo tonight in my tea, no schaivo to stand beside me, no schaivo to run with me!
by Terry Terry May 2, 2005
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scheifing

scheifer is shitting in ones ear for pleasure. It's not very common but some people (mainly faggots and kenny) do this sort of stuff. Old people from Russia do this constantly. It is a tradition amongst their people and heritage. But all of the people in America (besides kenny) think that stuff is gross but funny.
1. Hello old russian lady...do you wanna have a scheifing party?

2. Kenny just got scheifed by his mom.

3. Josh just got scheifed violently by his cat.
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scheesh

Scheesh, did you have to spill that?
by Caslaikove November 14, 2013
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Schedulitis

A serious condition in which one's schedule has becomes inflamed, causing extreme pain, fatigue, and stiffness of the calendar.
Mary: "Hey Bob! Can you do happy hour on Wednesday? "
Bob: "Sorry. No can do. I have a bad case of schedulitis."
by Wiggle_drum May 8, 2018
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Marcel'sche Haubitzenanalogie

When you are so tilted that you just start playing bad on purpose to tilt even more
Marcel ist schon wieder so tilted, der baut gleich wieder Haubitzen "Marcel'sche Haubitzenanalogie"
by Taito1234 January 31, 2022
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Du essen die scheiße

German slang for "you eat that shit"
Often used as a sexual innuendo concerning oral sex.
Often followed by "das ist fantastisch" "naturally" or words to that extent.
Vassia, du essen die scheiße!.. Das... ist... fantastisch!..
by RedOktober May 25, 2009
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scheduel

ske-dool

A battle between the stuff that you want to do, and the crap that you have to do.
Based on his previous experiences with my prioritizing, Jeff knew that his party invitation would be victorious against homework in my scheduel.
by palooza09 August 26, 2010
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