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Samurai

noun, abrupt departure from a bar, party, or other social gathering without warning, or with an implied very brief absence and prompt return.

verb, to suddenly leave a bar, party, or other social gathering without warning, and frequently under the guise of implied brief absence and prompt return.
1.) One minute he's telling me how he ended up spending the night at his boss's place, then he pulls a samurai and takes off before he finishes the story!

2.) Pete told me he was going to have a cigarette, then he samuraied home at 11 p.m.!
by word_nerd September 2, 2009
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Samiur

Might be the biggest dick but he got the biggest dick . Small man but bet the sexiest . Uses all the offensive and vulgur words and very rascist
Yo u kna ur a samiur
by symx10 February 11, 2021
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Dead Samurai

A semi-scarce character type in some stories, anime, manga, or video games. One of these characters' backrounds would be that he served his lord, but died for a cause (e.g. Shaman King's Amidamaru).

These characters technically appear in these stories in their 'deceased' form. This form may be a ghostly body (transparent with a ghost 'tail') Or the body would appear 'demonic' (e.g. Genpei Touma Den's Kagekiyo, who has a demonic-looking face and white skin).
I'm obsessing over Dead Samurai again...
by Mingnon May 10, 2007
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samurai

The equivalent of the knights of European history. Hired swords who fight for Feudal Lords during wars and the such. Wields a Katana and sometimes a Wakazachi for backup; these swords are of high quality and passed down through many generations, unlike the ninja-to's that ninjas wield. Use a style of swordfighting called Kenpo, in which many different forms with super sweet names exist. It's a shame that ninjas are so much cooler.
person1: yo check out that samurai cutting people up.
person2: yo check out that ninja behind him that he hasn't noticed yet.
person1: woah i totally didnt notice him.
person2: i only noticed him cuz im asian.
by Dierdre Chou April 25, 2006
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Samurai Katsu

Also known as "Paranoia Man", "Freestyle Master", "Samurai Dragon" and "Total Japan Warrior". A future superstar of WWE. He is the Samurai that lives in the present. He will comes from Japan. His finishers are: "Paranoia Slam", "Mortal Kick", "X-treme Splash", "Dragon Spear" and "The Samurai Bow Lock". He will be the strongest warrior of the world with his unique fists and kicks. Also he is "The Absolute Master of Wisdom". He will kick the ass of all pro-wrestlers of the world.

The Master of Wisdom...
will fight...
for the freedom...
for peace...
TO BE THE BEST FIGHTER EVER!!!!!!!!
by Samurai Katsu October 15, 2003
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samurai

Japanese traduction: servant
Samurais were usually warriors mounted on horses and dueling each others with bows. During the history, samurai devoted their life and their honesty towards the Daimyos, great warlords. Samurais ended up adopting the sword, usually called Katana, rather than the arc. Samurais were following the bushido, the way of the warrior, their code of honor.
by Selim Tawfik May 15, 2003
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Sameerism

Truly ridiculous metaphors and similies that compare things that are, in truth, unrelated. In an attempt to sound intellectual, this will make the writer sound arrogant, pedantic, pretentious, and uneducated.
"The goals of the GOP are reminiscent of a shower curtain, see through and weak on homeland security."
"Did you come up with that Sameerism all by yourself...?"
by JonnyJay September 20, 2008
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