by kittysucker123 June 4, 2021
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Did I scare you with this word? What came to mind when you heard it? Perhaps a certain average built teenage white boy with brown hair who wears the same jacket, solid shirt, jeans combination every day comes to mind? Let’s dive into this vision.
Salvatore plagues society as a whole, and his utter shenanigans need to be halted. To start off strong, he’s what we call a male manipulator. According to the Urban Dictionary, a male manipulator can be defined by his whiteness and music taste. Salvatore listens to Radiohead and Weezer. This is a huge problem. He turns up the volume on his spotify playlist and thinks it’s hilarious to everyone around him when they can all hear this garbage music. He does this on purpose of course.
Another reason why Sal needs to be dealt with is his delusions and lies that he forces upon others. Salvatores thinks they are just like Batman. Batman is a dark and edgy superhero who broods over his angsty thoughts, and while Sal may do this on occasion, he is a goofball for the most part. The real problem however, lies in the lies. Sal claims ridiculous tall tales that nobody actually believes Any simpleton could see past Sal’s made up stories
To conclude Salvatore is not only a mere criminal, but a genuine problem to society, and though many forces can try, none have been able to stop him.
Did I scare you with this word? What came to mind when you heard it? Perhaps a certain average built teenage white boy with brown hair who wears the same jacket, solid shirt, jeans combination every day comes to mind? Let’s dive into this vision.
Salvatore plagues society as a whole, and his utter shenanigans need to be halted. To start off strong, he’s what we call a male manipulator. According to the Urban Dictionary, a male manipulator can be defined by his whiteness and music taste. Salvatore listens to Radiohead and Weezer. This is a huge problem. He turns up the volume on his spotify playlist and thinks it’s hilarious to everyone around him when they can all hear this garbage music. He does this on purpose of course.
Another reason why Sal needs to be dealt with is his delusions and lies that he forces upon others. Salvatores thinks they are just like Batman. Batman is a dark and edgy superhero who broods over his angsty thoughts, and while Sal may do this on occasion, he is a goofball for the most part. The real problem however, lies in the lies. Sal claims ridiculous tall tales that nobody actually believes Any simpleton could see past Sal’s made up stories
To conclude Salvatore is not only a mere criminal, but a genuine problem to society, and though many forces can try, none have been able to stop him.
Salvatore is a menace to society that has to be stopped.
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Saving yourself from everything, including yourself. Mostly girls need self salvation cuz they always blame themselves.
by Girugamesh October 20, 2008
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Mira el cochinero que dejo ese salvatruchi. Esa salvatruchi tiene buenas nalgas. Me gustan la comida de los salvatruchis.
by MariaAntonia July 13, 2006
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A King James’ Salvation is when you run out of toilet paper and out of sheer desperation, You wipe with torn out pages of a nearby Pocket Bible. This act is typically performed at home or at a friends house
A King James’ Salvation is when you run out of toilet paper and out of sheer desperation, You wipe with torn out pages of a nearby Pocket Bible. This act is typically performed at home or at a friends house
“Hey man, I heard you and Tom had a falling out, what happened?”
“Piece of shit pulled a King James’ Salvation with my moms Bible, Fucking disgusting”
“Piece of shit pulled a King James’ Salvation with my moms Bible, Fucking disgusting”
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The genius savant, Scott Walker, when asked if he believed in evolution, said he'd have to punt on that question.
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