Stocking Stuffer

A tube sock that is used by adolescent males to ejaculate into when masturbating to contain the mess and hide it from their moms

My mom knew I was jerking off when she found my stiff stocking stuffer in the clothes hamper

by wildcard007 December 20, 2009

pole smoking

cock sucking

Dude, that guys a pole smoking faggot.

by kirby April 21, 2004

smoking

Could be one of the worst ways to die, if not the worst. Smoking slowly kills your brain cells, rots your teeth, toughens your skin, wrinkles your face, messes your hair, ruins your esophagus, and gives your only brother stomach cramps that he doesn't realize are probably from smoking. Smoking causes plenty of cancer in the lungs, lips, gums, tongue, and pretty much everywhere else. It is probably the most unhealthy (legal) habit ever, and causes the death of somebody every ten seconds. Seriously, don't do it.

Emphysema (A pathological condition of the lungs marked by an abnormal increase in the size of the air spaces, resulting in labored breathing and an increased susceptibility to infection. It can be caused by irreversible expansion of the alveoli or by the destruction of alveolar walls), one of many illnesses that can be caused by smoking, has killed millions of people. Please don't let it kill my brother.

by Love Apple September 22, 2005

smoking oklahoma

When you jerk off while smoking a black and mild and when you jizz, you use the stream to put out the cigar. A little burn here and there means you're doing something right... Mmm did i smell bacon??

Man, I pulled a smoking oklahoma earlier, and now i can't get this damn cigar lit again!

by Mr_StealYoGirl October 9, 2015

Smoking rape

A term used to describe an older guy who is constantly talking about much younger girls that it's just as bad as smoking crack

guy 1: dude, check out that chick over there
Guy 2: she's at least 12 bro!
Guy 1: but that ass though...
Guy 2: dude, can you stop smoking rape

by Drosie June 30, 2016

Smacking Off

The verbal greeting equivalent to a hand shake. "Smacking" comes from the sound peoples hands make when they slap hands during a handshake. 'Off' is the from the saying "Whats poppin off" which means "whats going down? or whats up?". Smacking off is the greeting that is a combination of the two, a handshake and a question rolled into one saying, used as a greeting amongst friends or associates.

Person 1 : Smacking off G? What you been up to lately

Person 2: Chillin man. Surviving.
Person 1: Word

by brewtis May 30, 2017

smacking and whacking

To zealously stimulate one's own genitals.

Smacking and whacking cause I’m the only one with standards low enough to fuck me.

by Jaymez Renhcel January 25, 2018