shitbagery

the act of being a shitbag while pretending to do work while telling other people they should do work

Monte your shitbagery is off the charts!

by sputnic35 November 6, 2017

Shitgaggle

A most obscene mess of multiple, diverse, an unorganized things. A clusterfuck of shit.

After coming late, I discovered the dogs had gotten into the trash and turned the living into a shitgaggle.

by Jake2013 March 19, 2013

shitebagged

Scottish slang.

When someone chicken's out of doing something/doesn't do do something because they're scared.

"I completely shitebagged the bungee jump"

Person 1: "Did Jimmy ask that lassie oot then?"

"Person 2: "naw, he shitebagged"

by Elphabeth October 25, 2015

shitrageous

A cooler way to describe something that is awesome with a combination of THE "shit" and "outrageous."

1. The concert wasn't just awesome and exciting. It was SHITRAGEOUS!!!
2. I just listened to the new album. It was truly shitrageous!

by XTiN@ November 7, 2015

shitbat crazy

Like batshit crazy, only shittier and battier.

My ex-girlfriend was shitbat crazy, but she was great in bed.

by parallel_master December 8, 2017

shitlag/shitlagging

sucking up excrement only for it to leave you bloated and come back multiple hours later

I'm in the prosses of shitlag/shitlagging

by BDJ Stellar October 1, 2023

shitball

A sad pathetic excuse for a sport, that Americans have the audacity to call Football. It has men mostly fat asses, wearing plastic suits of armor and a helmet. they throw a ball that looks like a giant piece of shit, hence the name. They run around a maximum of 3 minutes, and then get tackled or score a touch down. This makes them feel like men, when in reality actual men play, crazy men that is play Rugby, the sport it's based on. If these fat asses had to play Actual football, where the players run continuously for 45 minutes, most of them would either die or faint from exhaustion.

that's not football, that's shitball.

by joeasffdhgtjaa December 29, 2007