This man is a very nice human being. His last name is pink because if you know you know ;). He also tried the great act of Slovakian Traffic Cone but he wasn't really a fan of this! He also carries his Australian Football Team and will one day make the AFL. He also has a massive penis and has a hard time carrying it around because of his skinny, 5'9 stature.
by GigaMan77 August 28, 2024

Ryder is a pretty nice guy. He’s up to do anything even if he doesn’t know you! He’s always a caring person, and absolutely loves to compete in his favorite sport. He has a really nice family, and him and his brother are stuck together like glue. Ryder s got the looks and the personality. He’s definitely a keeper. He can relate to anything with you! Even the weirdest crap lol. I would definitely marry a Ryder. The one I know is so nice and caring and everything any girl would want. He knew my name before I knew his. Everyone loves Ryder
by Apersonwholovessportsandmusic October 11, 2020

by harrison ranger July 26, 2022

the sweetest, funniest, dumbest guy with insane rizz and mad hockey skills. he sends mixed signals but he has a gyatt and beautiful eyes
by delulubitch October 29, 2023

Ryder can be used to describe a horse "wow I really want to ride a Ryder right now"
Our u can use it as a warning WARNING RYDER WLM
Our Ryder briggs makes me squirt
Our u can use it as a warning WARNING RYDER WLM
Our Ryder briggs makes me squirt
by That guy @69 eat ass smoke gas October 9, 2021

Ryder is just the sweetest person you’ll ever meet. He’s very easy to talk to and he is literally just a source of entertainment. I can say with full confidence that Ryder is better than social media. He’s a tall guy who’s really humble and artistic. Although he seems very quiet and shy, he makes these really funny jokes which makes you want to talk to him even more. Ryder puts others before himself despite him knowing damn well that he has his own problems. Ryder doesn’t get mad or loose control of his emotions very easily making him a very friendly person. He’ll be the best friend you’ll ever get and trust me you really won’t regret spending your time with him. Many girls have easily fell head over heels for Ryder but I honestly can’t blame them. Every girl would dream about getting a guy like Ryder he’s just the best human being on this earth. Ryder doubts himself a lot and doesn’t really know how much he means to people which is really sad. I just really wish he knows how much people adore him for being him. If you know a Ryder please treat them nicely. They will be the best choice you’ve ever made trust me.
Oh and he’ll spoil you with snacks to eat!!
Oh and he’ll spoil you with snacks to eat!!
by Tomiko (the one from grade 6) November 21, 2021

He’s a ryder
by Tessa_girl July 12, 2019
