Ruben

A funny ass dude who loves to be mean to others and lie a lot!

That Ruben is not cool!

by haha! December 22, 2004

RubenTheToad

Me

What’s your username on urbandictionary.com?
-RubenTheToad

by RubenTheToad October 5, 2017

Ruben

Ruben is usually a rude as hell person, but when you get to know him they're actually very cool and nice! Rubens make you laugh lots of times and are very social. They have dark humor and aren't afraid to tell you what they want!

Ruben that wasn't an appropriate joke!

by MackLee 101 October 22, 2019

The Ruben's fast

A form of fasting which permits only consuming Fudruckers, salt grass and Rosa's cafe, banana splits, and Watta Burger for an entire week.

Person one: Hey next week I have to fast, so i am going to chose to do the Ruben's fast
Person two: yea I will try it also

by Ben Steller October 26, 2019

Ruben

Pulling a Ruben is a term used about men masturbating

"Hey Where are you going?"
"I'm going home to pull a Ruben"
"Oh I did that 2 hours ago"

by the cool gang April 21, 2010

Ruben Melendez

The most awesome person in the whole world you could ever meet. He has the kindest heart and will always put a smile on your face. He is a child of God and has a deep love for God; a Christian. He is so hilarious and no matter what will have you laughing like crazy. He is defiantly handsome with those side burns and nicely trimmed beard of his. He will warm your heart with his beautiful voice as he sings to your soul. He could never lie to you only because he'd never have a reason to; he's always truthful. He is Puerto Rican with his dark tan gorgeous skin. He is smart and charming and very sweet, he always knows the right things to say. He is a lady's man, he could win any girl's heart. He's there when you need comfort, he's your shoulder to cry on or your laugh when those tears need to go away. He truly can be you're dream boy, he's absolutely perfect. Hes down to earth and will always be real to you. He is extremely respectful and the biggest sweetheart to ever meet, he may be super silly like 24/7 but that's what makes him-him, and he'll never disappoint you ever. He's extremely happy all the time, nothing gets him down. He's super friendly so like of course he'll be the one to come up to you first and talk to you and sooner than later you two will be laughing together and become good friends :)

I'll just be straight forward now:

-He is truly thee most amazing guy. :)

Jaimie: Do you know Ruben Melendez?

Alicia: Yes, he always makes me laugh like all the time!

Jaimie: Yeah I know right!!! Guess what?

Alicia: What?

Jaimie: I actually think he's finally fell for someone..

Alicia: No way!!! I've had like the biggest crush on him for like ever! Who is she?

Jaimie: ....Thalia? I'm sure thats her name.... but yeah like he's got her heart ;)

Alicia: Dang, I swear that girl is lucky.

by sweetly4trm June 21, 2011

rubberneck

A person who has to peek into other peoples conversations.

Person 1: Hey
Person 2: Did you hear what happened on Friday?
Person 1: What?
Rubberneck: (pokes head into conversation)

by asdf your face December 25, 2008