misogynistic master of rizz that makes so much bank that any girl would happily make the man a sandwich. This man gets more bitches than a porn star and owns more bugattis than andrew tate. He is the true definition of a top g.
by HoldendeezNutzz January 30, 2023
Get the Ruben Craibmug. The strongest and sweetest guy you will ever meet. He will never tell anyone your secrets because he is loyal and an amazing friend. Any girl would be lucky to have him and all the guys love to be his friend.
by dirtydancinginthemoonlight January 23, 2013
Get the Ruben Rubiomug. A handsome , normally Spanish, and looks like Enrique Iglesias. He has the biggest Dick alive, and girls love him. He is a pimp daddy, and also has a brother who likes boys. Amazing Soccer player, and blessed to have an amazing family. Remember his brother likes boys. Brothers name could possibly be (Gabriel Morante)
by Pimp Daddy 101 December 12, 2012
Get the Ruben Ariasmug. by Gay_Priest June 22, 2021
Get the Ruben's Cummug. A simple dance move that can be done in place or in short lunges -- allowing you to move across the dance floor without breaking stride. Easily distinguished by its hip-thrusts.
by Lasant November 14, 2009
Get the Ruben Dancemug. being a complete; asshole, disregarding everyone's safety, taking 4 hours to do something that takes 10 minutes, not quarantining after travel to covid lock down states, not being able to complete a simple task, shopping at dollar tree for everyday meals
by John Dugan December 7, 2020
Get the being a Rubenmug. A mythical portly man that grants barbar eden type genie wishes. Do not use the wishes to have sex with hefty women, because this will anger the colonel
The colonel granted me three wishes that night I fucked three fat bithces. Colonel Rubens called me a fucking stoonoad
by wrubens August 18, 2006
Get the Colonel Rubensmug.