reed conforti

A "reed conforti" will usually be the kind of person(usually male) who will comfort a person 24/7. he(or rarely she) will be the most comfortable person you will ever be around. this person will let you really experience love. You will always want to keep this person in your life no matter what.

laura: Is your boyfriend a reed conforti?

jamie: Yes, and i love him.

by JMLRCMTAEW November 04, 2010

lou reed

seminal musician; my husband

lou reed is a seminal musician and also has the great fortune of being my husband

by nutty mcshithead November 20, 2003

Mariyah Reed

She is a fishy pussy havin ass hoe she would do anything for money and she has a phat ass BUT SHE UGLY AS FUUUUUUUUCK

Mariyah Reed She is a fishy pussy havin ass hoe she would do anything for money and she has a phat ass BUT SHE UGLY AS FUUUUUUUUCK

by sir gamer October 17, 2019

anna reed

brilliant. nuff said

1# look its anna reed
2# that is one sexy gal

by badgirl64 January 06, 2012

Jay Reed

Jay Reed is the sexiest guy anyone ever met, it even says it on the mug, so it must be true!

I just want Jay Reed on a mug, lol.

by TheMagicPosterOfStJ's March 31, 2017

Reed Pellet

SEE Leslie Mayer.

Man that bitch is a Reed Pellet.

by BoJangles May 09, 2004

smoking a reed

this phrase is often used when tired bandnerds converse over...random things. mostly about how hot other band nerds are.

Can you hand me another reed?
Why?
To smoke it dude...
Wanna double reed, or a sax or clarinet reed?
Sax reed, duh.

by biteme666 May 09, 2005