rectophile

A Rectum-raider who is addicted to inserting his erect love missile into other men's turd tunnels

"Get away from me you f*cking rectophile"

by tuckmoth June 23, 2004

rectovaginal fistula

A rectovaginal fistula is a medical condition where there is a fistula or abnormal connection between the rectum and the vagina. Rectovaginal fistula may be extremely debilitating. If the opening between the rectum and vagina is wide it will allow both flatulence and feces to escape through the vagina, leading to fecal incontinence. There is an association with recurrent urinary and vaginal infections.

Funniest disease ever!!!

Mike: "I was fucking this girl the other night, when all of a sudden, she just shat out her vagina! It was horrible! I Donkey Punched her and left...
Stu: "Well Mike, what you got yourself there, is a classic case of the ol' rectovaginal fistula".

by Swamp September 19, 2006

rectovaginal sex

The occasion in which a girl has lost her rectovaginal barrier and thus is left with one big hole to facilitate both anal and vaginal sex simultaneously.

"My girlfriend and I had rectovaginal sex."
"What's that?"
"When you have ass and pussy sex...at the same time."

by Kei + Seth April 1, 2007

Over Reaction

When someone makes a big deal out of something so little.

Liz Herman: LETS HAVE SEX WITH PRINTERS!!!!
Sam Piazza: NO UR A WHORE FACE BONKER!!!!
Tyler:.....Over Reaction^^
Sam Piazza: FUCK ME SIDEWAYS!!!
Liz Herman: LET ME GET MY DILDO!!!
Cole:..........I LIKE GRAPE.

by Thecleavagemaster0000 June 12, 2012

rectory

1. Location in the church where Catholic priests often have sex with young boys; 2. Body orifice where priests often violate young boys.

Father Flanigan was arrested for having sex with 18 altar boys in the rectory.

by Wayne Zee July 7, 2006

reaction types formal lab with the spaghetti strand across the room so it can teleport over the horizon of the my shirtless jew sand-which

Basically a Kite(A Jew) but in a not as harsh or racist way

reaction types formal lab with the spaghetti strand across the room so it can teleport over the horizon of the my shirtless jew sand-which

Did you do the reaction types formal lab with the spaghetti strand across the room so it can teleport over the horizon of my shirtless jew sand-which?

Did you ask the kite for the lab data?

by HardcoreSexOnly May 4, 2021

beer reactions

An uncanny ability to catch an alcoholic drink that has either slipped through your fingers or has been knocked off a table.

"Wow Steve, did that pint even touch the floor? You hardly spilt a drop , -awesome beer reactions mate."

by water sedge September 15, 2006