Rapid Cock Movement

a state of sleep that recurs cyclically several times during a normal period of sleep and that is characterized by random fast cock movements and pelvic thrusts.

Bob was in bed with Jane. Bob had several cases of rapid cock movement which Jane enjoyed.

by RapidCockMovement March 28, 2010

raped no vaseline

1. A form of saying that someone got owned or beaten EXTREMELY bad.

2. Ownage without the vaseline to help ease the pain.

3. When something serious/horrible/tragic just happened and there are no other words to explain it.

1. Josh: Wow, I just beat this kid in basketball 15-2.
Kevin: You straight up raped him no vaseline.

2. He has like 2 kills and 43 deaths. He's getting raped no vaseline.

3. His Nintendo Wii fell and broke and his parents aren't gonna buy him a new one. He is raped no vaseline.

by Kevin342523657231354 March 6, 2008

Rapidabony

The term used to describe quickly growing an erection.

"Milla Jovovich gives me rapidabony."

by Svengali Voodoo December 11, 2009

rapediculous

A ridiculous situation where you are screwed over (raped).

I had diarrhea at work and tried to finish my shift to be a good employee. I shat my pants and got fired instead. Rapediculous!

by FuckFace Fluhr September 29, 2023

Wall Raped

When you run into a wall and it just murders you. Make sure they don't Rape you!

Ron sitting on a bench. his dog is humping another dog. Ron remembers his dog has crabs and aids so he ran as fast has he can he past a hot chick with big juggs and looked back at them.He hits a brick wall."Wall Raped". Ron is now tarded. Send your regards, call 1-800-6574 (by the way, if you call that you just got phone scammed.

by themuffinman69 April 24, 2009

ROFL RAPED

The act of embarassing, or destroying an opponent in a matter of contest, to the point where it is not only hilarious, but also painful and unwanted on the receiving end of said "ROFL RAPE".

Teammate 1: "Hey lets go"
Teammate 2: "alright!"
Teammate 2's Head explodes as a sniper shot is heard echoing, painting teammate 1 in brain jello.

Teammate 1: "JESUS CHRISTO, HE JUST GOT ROFL RAPED VIA .50 CAL!!!

by Exian Zero March 11, 2010

page raped

when the kid in front of you gets so bored, they go flip shit crazy, turn around and draw on your paper until you get an F.

Kid 1 : *sitting quietly doing work*

Kid 2: *turns around and draws all over kid 1's paper with pen.

Kid 1: " DUDE wtf!?!?!"

Teacher: *grabs paper and puts F on it*

Kid 3: Bro, you just got page raped.

by Nomnomnomimgonnaeatu September 10, 2011