Purple Mud Bunion 

An alarmingly swollen prostate gland, comparable to a large prune lodged in your anus.

"I went to the doctor today & she didn't think the term Purple Mud Bunion was as funny as we did." -Chad Shank on The Doug Stanhope Podcast

Purple Mud Bunion by CuntryBumpkin March 14, 2015

purple belly 

An Alliance soldier or officer. (Used in reference to an Alliance Captain in Firefly Episode "Bushwhacked".) The Alliance's official colors include purple and are used on the abdomen (belly) of Alliance troop body armor.

"But Captain, did you hear what that purple belly called Serenity?" — Kaylee Frye

purple belly by —thoughtstorms— March 26, 2009

Purple Chipmunk 

This is when a male inserts his dick into a women's ass and she squeezes her ass cheeks together cutting circulation off to the penis, thus causing it to become a purple, red, or blue color.

A man wants to push anal sex to the next level; enter the purple chipmunk

Purple Chipmunk by A-Starr January 27, 2006

purple roundy 

Greatest American Gladiator contender of all time.

Purple Roundy should have won American Gladiators on virtue of his hair and mustache alone.

purple roundy by Steve Cusick August 7, 2003

purple reign 

It means the season or set of days in which you feel emotionally trapped in bordem.

"Oh look, more odd jobs, looks like my purple reign will never end.

purple reign by I just need a girlfriend August 20, 2016

purple jesus rodeo

An alcoholic drink comprising of 1/2 everclear, 1/2 grape NOS energy drink and purple (grape) cool aid mix, plus 2 caffeine tablets all put into one standard red plastic cup.

the name comes from the following:

Purple: because the drink is purple in color
Jesus: because you will get so drunk you may see jesus
Rodeo: because you'll be so hopped up on energy drink and caffeine tablets that you may be prone to jumping on your friends and riding them around like you're in a rodeo

GUY #1 oh man what happened last night?
GUY #2 dude you drank one Purple Jesus Rodeo and starting running around the party jumping on people!
GUY #3 Yeah then you passed out and we had to take you to the hospital.
GUY #1 NICE!

purple jesus rodeo by Jeff "Danger" Hoernemann November 29, 2010

purple guy 

An asshole who murdered 5 children probably for no reason, or for his own liking

He's the purple guy

purple guy by Pinkiepieswag7 June 29, 2015