you know when you were really young and were sick, and your mom wasn't there and your dad was just like help me idk what to do with this child and you're just a sick little baby and then all of the sudden you shit and puke at the same time and the tsunami is unleashed? yah that's a shit-puke
by swagmen69420blazeit February 3, 2015
Get the shit-pukemug. The act of hanging your penis over someone's shoulder as you are ejaculating, simulating a puking parrot. It is also very beneficial to dress the penis up and mutter, "Polly want a cracker?"
Man: I nutted in my girlfriends mouth last night!
Friend: Cool. I pulled out and gave her a puking parrot last night.
Friend: Cool. I pulled out and gave her a puking parrot last night.
by Uncle Gary's Potato Farm April 18, 2017
Get the Puking Parrotmug. by footer October 18, 2006
Get the puking pythonmug. A puke-a-hontas is a girl, typically with long brown or black hair, who gets drunk and projectile vomits all over your car, apartment, house, etc - anywhere but in a toilet. This term can also refer to a guy who gets drunk and starts acting girly and pukes all over. Generally in the latter case the male is crying.
person 1: How was your date last night?
person 2: It was going great at first. We had dinner and drinks, then made it back to my place. We're at my front door making out and we take two steps inside when puke-a-hontas vomited all over my hallway.
person 2: It was going great at first. We had dinner and drinks, then made it back to my place. We're at my front door making out and we take two steps inside when puke-a-hontas vomited all over my hallway.
by Mrs. Meatball June 28, 2010
Get the puke-a-hontasmug. 1. (n.) The final incident which causes one or more parties to give up on attempting to remedy a situation.
2. (v.) Phrase that may be used in situations of extreme frustration or hopelessness in which one has reached the limit of one's tolerance for stupidity or other vexing qualities.
2. (v.) Phrase that may be used in situations of extreme frustration or hopelessness in which one has reached the limit of one's tolerance for stupidity or other vexing qualities.
Dude! You totally just puked in the soup!!
Allison's fifth bout of syphilis was the puke in the soup, and she promptly gave up prostitution.
Allison's fifth bout of syphilis was the puke in the soup, and she promptly gave up prostitution.
by Ben Thayer December 24, 2010
Get the puke in the soupmug. A phrase describing an event where someone shits and then someone pukes on it. When something is bad and then something comes along and makes it worse. The two things must be equally bad and happen in close relatioin to one another or in sucession. The origin of the story is at an event where a lady shit on the floor and then a dude came up and puked on it.
by Clarke Anderson December 11, 2008
Get the puke on shitmug. an especially fowl bowel movement that triggers an immediate and uncontrolled spew, typically into a toilet-side trashcan.
by rickus July 25, 2006
Get the duke-and-pukemug.