puke magnet 

When babies and children always puke when your around or taking care of them.

“ I’m sorry Terry puked on you. He’s been fine all day. Your like a puke magnet.”

puke magnet by Swordart 239 October 8, 2018

Puke-fucking

When you fuck someone with puke covering your dick/finger.

Probably not popular porn wise, but I just got it from Lucifer Valentine, who's probably dead. Rest in peace.

Lucifer: Man, gotta love puke-fucking, ey?

Interviewer: Uhhhh, yeah

Puke-fucking by ChaoticStixx October 20, 2018

Puke a dog off a gut wagon

Something that is really nasty

Uuhhhhhhgggggg this coleslaw is so gross you could puke a dog off a gut wagon!

Puke a dog off a gut wagon by puddytat April 27, 2019

puke grenade 

When your trying to be a bad ass, and drink so much alcohol you projectile vomit.
Also, You're a wingman on a date, and your job is to lay on the grenade, meaning take one for the team, meaning date the not so hot friend, and you drink so much to make it happen, you accidentally puke on them.
Also the name of a DJ in Florida named Puke Grenade.

Dude, quit trying to show off. You're gonna puke grenade everyone.

puke grenade by Jizzonyourmomstits May 31, 2019

puke promise 

A sworn oath made by a person out loud into a toilet in between uncontrollable dry heaves and torrents of vomit, offered as negotiation with God if He will end the pain.

"I puke promised to stop jackin off to nasty shit, but I threw up like four more times."

puke promise by Walter Goldshoes November 28, 2019

puke stick 

Small penis, especially as used by a talented dominatrix or humiliatrix.

"When was the last time your puke stick discharged?

puke stick by Epic R. Guy December 16, 2019

Puke-apotamus

Throwing up so heavily, it looks like a hippo is puking.

Oh my gosh, I think this puke-apotamus is going to overflow the toilet.

Puke-apotamus by WhollyFit February 26, 2020