Pubic Beard

A long curly beard that looks like a crotch rug worm on elderly man or a replacement of manliness when the mans genitalia is shorn like sheep are.

David letterman is so old he wears a pubic beard on his face to pretend he still has testosterone. Look at all the Cheetos caught in that mans pubic beard, he needs to shower after eating. He is insecure so wears a pubic beard because everything will be fine if he has one.

by “Goat Head” aka puncture vine December 12, 2022

Pennsylvania Pubic Pummel

When you grow your pubic hairs out so long that they begin to engulf your penis and you take a hammer and pummel your penis until your pubes take the shape of your penis which you can then use for various sexual acts.

I once say a guy with a 12 inch pubic hair penis, he must be really good at the Pennsylvania Pubic Pummel.

by Urine Drip December 5, 2012

Who put pubic hair on my coke?

What Supreme Court Justice Clarence Thomas asked Professor Anita Hill which was revealed during his easily successful Supreme Court confirmation hearing.

It’s so clear that for a man of Clarence Thomas’ stature to ask, “who put pubic hair on my coke?” is the completely harmless act of a jokester!

by Dr Bunnygirl May 4, 2023

Pubic hair moustache

1)That gross thin, patchy moustache white-trashy folk get when they are in the pre-FBY(Full Blown Yokel) stages. Often accompanied by a rat tail and/or a shaved head.
2)The above mentioned, but on a nerdy kid...or someone who just looks like they have a pubic hair moustache.
3)The Demise of Scott Tenorman's parents....episode 501.

partygo-er 1: Dude, he looks like a young Steve The Cable Guy with that pubic hair moustache!

Dude 1: He does!

Pubic hair moustache kid: (Runs away crying)

by Zap! Dizgopfski July 29, 2008

Reverse Pubic Sylosis

It effects 12 million men every year.
The condition when the pubic hair grows out of the head and the regular hair, grows from the pubic area.

Geoff has reverse pubic sylosis, if you look close enough, you can find a small penis.

by o and j and g and h and l and j November 25, 2003

pubic dandruff

The flaky white stuff found around your junk.

I would like something to make this salad zesty, how about I add some pubic dandruff?

by Harold Stonitsch July 16, 2007

pubic afro

The sort of extremely curly pubic hair, usually found in the form of a ginger afro!

Eww, that girl i took home last night had a huge pubic afro!

by Bob :D January 13, 2008