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Jordan Pruitt

an awesome singer, who sings songs like one love, ordinary girl, outside looking in, teenager etc, disney channel star
wow she sounds like jordan pruitt
by Choc Chip Muffin October 23, 2008
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pronto

1- Slang for expressing the need or desire for expediancy; most noticeable in the speech of stoners and surfers, and stoner-surfers.
MAN: "I'm late for work how long will this take?"
STONER-SURFER: "Oh dude, I'll hook you up pronto."
MAN: "Thanks!"
by PopFreeMonkey March 2, 2007
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Pounting

"Pounting" is when a girl climbs on you and rubs her arse on your dick. But you don't stick your dick in her pooper - that's wrong, instead they just rub their arse on your dick until you cum.
"Dude, Katie totally did some Pounting on me last night! I jizzed all over her gothed up ass!!!!" - Tim
by Tap Dat Azz August 31, 2011
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shit prints

The muddy foot prints left on toilet seats by whatever nasty bastard still hasn’t learned how to navigate a modern bathroom.
Gross, I went to use the bathroom right after some dude from India, and there were shit prints all over the toilet seat! I guess I'll hold it.
by Jimmy Patrick February 26, 2008
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Printspying

An activity similar to warspying. Instead of hacking into a wireless internet connection or a wireless security video feed, you hack into a home or business' wireless print server and printing crude/pornographic images like Tub Girl.
"Daddy, what's this gross picture on the printer?"
"GIVE ME THAT! Those damn kids have been printspying again. That's the fourth time this week."
by J Boog September 8, 2005
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Print Screen Sheriff

Someone who will print screen everything potentially embarassing that someone says on IM.
Usually one of those really annoying people that could make absolutely ANYTHING an innuendo for something.
Josh: well tell me when you want it
Beth: :D
Beth: oh i will Josh.
Beth: *print screens*
Josh: You're such a print screen sheriff!
Beth: Keeping the IM world safer for both of us.
by |Beth! January 11, 2008
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No Cap, Fax No Printer

A way to define the truthfulness of a sentence or statement.
JULIA LIKES JASON NO CAP, FAX NO PRINTER
by Aaroncfriedman February 20, 2021
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