protstoclanotamy

that afterglow feeling one feels after defacating.

Jessie: I haven't pooped in 5 days.
Joe: When you do, you'll feel a wave of protstoclanotamy.

by John Motherfucking Lennon November 28, 2006

potslut

A female who has sex or does "favors" for Marijuana. Most often seen in Michigan, driving a Moped.

Damn here comes ______, she's a fuckin' POTSLUT.

by Josh Mtn March 1, 2007

Off my mashed pots

Being under the influence of drugs. As in mashed potato

I was off my mashed pots last night.

by itsmine August 31, 2011

portsmouth

portsmouth = sk8 motha fukers

1-look at dat fukin sk8 overthere.
2-yeah he looks like a cunt

by p March 6, 2005

pootsy

Pootsy (pronounced Poot-CY) 1:to be completely unfunny and unamusing as well as generally annoying 2: to be unamusing as well as litteraly smelling like feces

Example 1:

damn man, that nigga is hella pootsy

Example 2:

I didnt want to take this pootsy ass test to begin with

Example 3:

baby gurl done fell on some shit and now shes hella pootsy

by Rofl S. September 18, 2005

Portsmouth

A city located in the Hampton Roads area of Virginia. Has one of the highest crime rates in the 757. Basically has the look and feel of a downgraded Norfolk (another Hampton Roads city). Not the best place to be at night...or day.

Student: "I was thinking about looking for apartments in Portsmouth for next semester."

Parent: "Ok honey, well if you move there, just make sure to have plenty of food, water, and oh yeah an AK-47 with hollow tip rounds."

by VAdirtyS February 7, 2010

Potski

A person that always comes up with a money making business that never works.

Hey, Potski has a new multi level marketing program, sez he'll make millions.

by Hoy JR March 12, 2015