"Oh man my dick really hurts"
"Why don't you just jerk off? That always makes my dick stop hurting."
"Yea I've meant to but I've really been procrasturbating lately
"Why don't you just jerk off? That always makes my dick stop hurting."
"Yea I've meant to but I've really been procrasturbating lately
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"Did you do your homework?"
"No, I was up all night Procrasturbating"
"Oh."
"I like to Procrasturbate too. In fact, that's what I was doing."
"No, I was up all night Procrasturbating"
"Oh."
"I like to Procrasturbate too. In fact, that's what I was doing."
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I should really finish that report for work, but I think I'll just watch some porn and procrasturbate a bit longer.
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The masturbation session is often prolonged so as to maximize time distracted from the task at hand (no pun intended).
The masturbation session is often prolonged so as to maximize time distracted from the task at hand (no pun intended).
My wife gave me huge to-do list then left the house for a couple hours. Time to Procrasturbate.
I had an assignment due in a couple hours, but had writer's block, so I jerked off. It was an hour long session of procrasturbation.
I had an assignment due in a couple hours, but had writer's block, so I jerked off. It was an hour long session of procrasturbation.
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Richie realized his 10 page paper was due today and decided to procrasturbate until falling asleep not getting any work done. Now he has a limp penis.
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Mark: What do you do on your free time?
Barry: I usually have a lot of work, but i procrasturbate all the time.
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John: Are you done with that history paper?
Jed: No, man. I ended up procrasturbating instead. Sasha Grey is wild!
Mark: What do you do on your free time?
Barry: I usually have a lot of work, but i procrasturbate all the time.
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John: Are you done with that history paper?
Jed: No, man. I ended up procrasturbating instead. Sasha Grey is wild!
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