Probaducity

1.) The probability of using deductive reasoning to find out the answer to some easy ass question.

2.) The probability of which someone is a douchebag.

1.) Person 1: "The probaducity of which I will be gooning in the month of November is determined by if November forbids us from gooning, and my gooning addiction, then I will fail by around the 3rd day."
person 2: "Damn, fucking porn addict."

2.) Person 1: "What's the probaducity of this one being a jackass?"
person 2: "Pretty fucking high."

by 6 or 7 mustard seeds November 12, 2025

backwood probe

When you are deep in the woods and something slips into your butt

John: ow what was that?
Jim: don't worry that was just my backwood probe

by johnnyappleseedtupac May 1, 2016

anal prober

That weird mate that pokes your butthole

Daquan: Mary is such an anal prober
Sarah: I know right she kept trying to poke my butthole, I think she's a low key alien

by nipplebladez August 21, 2016

text probe

When someone sends you a text and as soon as you respond, they call you.

Mom: Goodmorning!😀(text probe)
Me: GM

(4 seconds elapse)
Phone rings: Mom Calling

by SasSquash September 16, 2018

bonati procedures

Truly Minimally Invasive spine procedures, created by Dr. Alfred Bonati

I had the Bonati Procedures performed on my back

by MarceloE November 9, 2022

lorax probe

When the lorax climb down the tree,you see his butthole when he bend down.

Girl:"Are you the kink who sat on the floor?
Me:No,I can't.
Robert why you such a lorax probe?

Robert: Because you and the girlfriend liked staring at my butt when I bent my foot on the tree.
Girl:Jeez,that appropriate bitch.

by FreshBlood10'9 May 27, 2023

anal probe

having aliens put a hoopa joop in your ass, which makes a satellite come out of your ass, being under alien control, and fart fire.

Cartman Gets an Anal Probe

by udella July 12, 2023