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Originally a genuine report of a life-threatening fault. Now used humorously to report any kind of problem.

John Swigert, Jr. and James Lovell who, with Fred Haise Jr., made up the crew of the US's Apollo 13 moon flight used (almost) this phrase to report a major technical problem back to their Houston base.
Swigert: 'Okay, Houston, we've had a problem here.'
Duke: 'This is Houston. Say again please.'
Lovell: 'Houston, we've had a problem. We've had a main B bus undervolt.'
by Archon723 July 17, 2009
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No problem

A way of telling your boss, ''Fuck You'' without him knowing..
Boss ''Can you work Saturday''
Employee ''Sure,no problem''
by thefullronnie September 27, 2011
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Daddy Problems

When a girl's (usually rich) father doesn't spend any time with her when she's little. This makes the girl long for male attention and turns into a slut.
Girl 1: Did you see that new girl? She was all over David, Alex, AND Mark!

Girl 2: Daddy Problems.
by WTF1111111111 January 24, 2010
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no problemo

An Americanized version of the Spanish "no problema" which means "no problem". Pretty much accepted as slang in American society. Appeared in the popular film Terminator 2 and in the television series The Simpsons.
Girlfriend: Hey honey, can you pick up some wheat germ from the store for me?
Boyfriend: Sure, no problemo.
Girlfriend: That's "no problema"!
Boyfriend: Yeah, yeah, whatever.
by Spidey and Cheep August 18, 2007
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The Pee-Noise Problem

1.) A constant feeling that the noise of one's pee stream hitting the water produces a less manly noise than those of his fellow bathroom guests...suggesting that he has an inadequate sized dong.

2.) A sign that your prostate may in fact be creeping its way up the weinershaft. If your pee-noise suddenly becomes less manly, talk to a doctor.
Man one: **loud and thunderious pee noise**
Man one's thoughts: Thank god I don't have the pee-noise problem

Man two: **high pitched pee noise"
Man two's thoughts: Does this mean I got a small dick? Maybe he just has a small dick hole... why do I have a small dick hole? Do small dick holes mean small dicks? HOW SMALL IS TOO SMALL FOR A HOLE TO BE THE SMALL HOLE OF A SMALL DICK!!?????
by SmallGlovesSmallSocks March 29, 2011
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Probabetion

When a man voluntarily abstains from dating and/or hook-ups to take a break from all the drama women while inevitably introduce into his life. It should be noted that this term only applies to men who would normally have no difficulties obtaining dates or one-night stands. Smash-up of "probation" and "babe".
"Dude, Michelle told me that she wants you to take her home tonight. You need to get on that shit NOW!"

"No way man. I'm on probabetion until summer starts, remember?"
by AgentBacardi May 20, 2010
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Probabli

conjuction word combining "probably" and "why".
Him: my head hurts
Her: Why?
Him: because i hit it on a wall
Her: that's probabli
by AJacks43 May 30, 2018
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