YouTube Premium

For Android users, look up YouTube Vanced. It's basically the exact same thing as YT Premium but free. You're welcome.

A: Dude I want YouTube premium so I can play songs in the background but I'm broke AF.
B: Is your phone an Android?
A: Yep
B: Okay, then you can just download YouTube Vanced (google it), install the apk file and you basically have a modded YT app with all the features of Premium.
A: Oh wow! That's fricking awesome!

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian January 8, 2022

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Premise

Used by Police to state that they are stupid and don't understand that the singular of premises is still premises

We need to do a search of this premise

by Purple Parakeet November 24, 2014

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premillennialism

1. a word whose definition offends people so much that they recommend it for deletion, but don't bother to add their definition to refute it, because they know premillenialism is BS

1. Delete the definition, it's so offensive! What's wrong with it? Well...I DON'T AGREE WITH IT!

by Frank Herdlin July 19, 2004

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Chill/cool/super good

Friend: “Yoooo broooo that trick you did on your skateboard was soooo PREMIUM!”
Me: “Yep” B ) “Your turn.”
Friend: “Wait... WHA-“
Me: (chuckles and pushes friend on skateboard*)
Friend: (falls on face*)
Me: “oof”
Friend: (dies slowly*)
Me: “You good?”
Friend: “Noo..”
Me: “Cool” (walks away like nothing happened*)

by XxSADNESSxX December 9, 2019

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Premi

When a man ejaculates while only having a semi, usually caused by rubbing the penis on the trousers accidentally.

Also caused by being so sexuallly excited, you don't need a boner.

Jennifer: "What the hell is that stain?"

Steven: "Sorry, I premi'd a moment ago"

by Ozzy1993 July 31, 2009

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