Prawn

Someone who has the most bent cock on Earth. Usually extremely curved or bent at a 90 degree angle.

"Fuck, William is such a prawn"

" Guys, I think i might be a prawn!!!"

by Ninja Master 123 June 9, 2019

Prawn Hub

U should know 😉

Mom: Would you like some Prawns
Me: Heck Yeah!!!! 😉😉😉😉😉😉😉

Prawn HUb

by BOB_THE_BUS🍆 May 12, 2021

Prawn Sauce

The intricate art of performing a 69 when the female is on her menstrual cycle and the Male obtains a mouthful of her fluid. The Male then proceeds to ejaculate into her mouth. Immediately afterwards, they spit their rewards out into a bowl and stir them, resembling a the highly reputed prawn sauce. NOTE: Can be used as lubricant for a Kentucky Klondike Bar.

Me and the girlfriend made prawn sauce the other night. There was so much! We used it on her Kentucky Klondike Bar when we tried a slippery gecko!

by DrEvil96 January 9, 2020

prawn flicker

A lesbian

Man: Do you think I should ax her oot?

Pal: Na, she's a prawn flicker!

by Laird Urnsdale May 26, 2018

prawn

An undesirable ex-girlfriend, ex-shag-buddy, ex-one-nite-stand, ex-partner. prawns cause an uncertain uneasiness with the new spouse even though there is no need as the ex has been discarded for reasons such as lack of spine, thick skinned harshness, lack of personal hygiene, creepy arms or legs ... ETC.

GF - will you tell me if we see a prawn out tonight?

BF - course babe, but they will be over shadowed by your beauty and you'll think poorly of my taste!

GF - i know ...

by phantom dictator July 3, 2011

prawn

Half cricketer,
Half uber driver
Half paramedic
3 halves to make one jess

Caleb: people like you are such prawns ...
Jess: What’s a prawn ?

Caleb: 3 halves to make one person

by swankydooodle October 19, 2019

Prawn-head

Decent bod, uggo face.

So like a prawn, you'd cut off the head.

Matt - Look at that absolute prawn-head

by Cameraboi92 November 22, 2019