prawn

An undesirable ex-girlfriend, ex-shag-buddy, ex-one-nite-stand, ex-partner. prawns cause an uncertain uneasiness with the new spouse even though there is no need as the ex has been discarded for reasons such as lack of spine, thick skinned harshness, lack of personal hygiene, creepy arms or legs ... ETC.

GF - will you tell me if we see a prawn out tonight?

BF - course babe, but they will be over shadowed by your beauty and you'll think poorly of my taste!

GF - i know ...

by phantom dictator July 3, 2011

Prawn

A person with no guts, no spine and a head full of crap. Generally used to describe a weak person with no backbone, a leader that won't stand up for their people or a person that won't stick up for their partner etc

That guy won't do whats right for his countrymen. What an absolute prawn.

by MrJeffrey July 14, 2025

prawn

Half cricketer,
Half uber driver
Half paramedic
3 halves to make one jess

Caleb: people like you are such prawns ...
Jess: What’s a prawn ?

Caleb: 3 halves to make one person

by swankydooodle October 19, 2019

Deep sea racing prawn

To describe the ugliness of someone

Look at phill he has the head of a deep sea racing prawn

by Dave from the city July 18, 2024

boiled prawn

A sunburnt white person, who looks out of place in sunny climes.

Check out the old boiled prawn at the bus-stop. She's going to get sunstroke and die any moment now.

by Mogdi January 4, 2018

PRAWN SANDWICH STAND

The Football stand where most of the rich and wealthy go to enjoy the game. Normally The best corporate facilities of that home ground including Bars & Restaurants. Often accompanied with a Prawn Sandwich Half Time.

Oh Simon , He's loaded and has a season ticket seat in the Prawn Sandwich Stand.

by Simonb543 October 10, 2023

forged prawn

1) 'Prawn' made of fish or chicken protein, otherwise unusable bits of fish, flavours, flavour enhancers, colourants.

2) The result of unfettered capitalism inflicted on otherwise intelligent and decent dupes through the creation of goods and products that make a mockery out of everything that is good and pure.

"Faking a whole religion in order to make money? Now that's masterful prawn forgery!"

"Phwoar! You've managed to bake a AAA-rated financial product from a handful of worthless, but endlessly resold and repackaged subprime mortgages. A beautifully forged prawn."

by Surimi July 10, 2009