Poser

People who pretend to skate or have a skateboard but just carry it around most of the time girls but wearing skate clothes like thrasher or Santa Cruz

You don’t skate poser

by Tsunami skateboardinskateboard June 11, 2019

Poser

An annoying person who pretends to be someone they are not.Some try to act lke they are goth or prep or scene etc.Some are friends that try to act like you usually because they think you are cool.These types of posers usually have low self esteem or daddy issues.The second kind of posers are the most annoying as they will try to do everything you do or buy whatever you buy.

Poser:Look at my new DC shoes and Hollister hoody!They are just like Sally's!
Person:Shut the fuck up poser.

by ohw2000 August 13, 2012

Poser

A person that believes heavily in cliques or social status, therefore acting differently around other people just to fit in. Posers usually end up having little or no friends in the end, because of these factors.

When people are not around:

Friend: Don't you think Star Wars is better than Titanic?
Poser: Hell yeah.

When people are around:
Friend: Don't you think Star Wars is better than Titanic?
Poser: Dude you're really gay.

by Zenoe May 29, 2010

poser

Fake

-Someone who isn't who they say there are and is a complete waste of life

Diana is such a poser.

by WILTEOUT January 28, 2015

Poser

Someone that claims to have gotten street smart from growing up on the back streets of somewhere like Orange County or Montana or claims to be a student of human behavior to sound more alert, studious and socially conscious than they actually are, since they're always asking people around them what the fuck is going on. All this is really a defense mechanism to hide the dork beneath the surface. Another one of their favorite defense mechanisms is to imitate someone that other people might describe as unbearable, thinking that by imitating somebody like that, they become somebody like that in actuality.

The poser was none of what he/she claimed to be, but knew that if he/she started being himself/herself, nobody would want to be around him/her, and nobody would want him/her around (except possibly other like minded posers).

by The Original Agahnim August 26, 2021

poser

Pretending to like something you know nothing about , for the sake of fitting in or looking cool.

Did you see that kid wearing that nirvana shirt? He doesn't even know what nirvana is, he's such a poser.

by hoofney September 10, 2015

poser

When you are not showing up 8 deep to use the holy maxout

Eman is such a "poser"

by Mr. Zach Tharp aka Dr. Tharpo July 17, 2017