Porter Pounder

Has a massive cock and fucks just about everyday, girls drop to his feet, he is a master at the tongue tornado and is one hot mother fucker that will fuck you up.
Girl says to other girl: look it’s porter pounder let’s have a three way with him.
Boy says to other boy: watch out porter pounder is coming if you mess with his biches he will fuck you up.
by Judgeofficial May 30, 2018
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jess porter

she is the bested friend you will ever have in your whole entire life, she is the best advice giver. she is the mom of the group. she is very sophisticated and cool. she is jess westons bestfriend
you see jess porter and will over there!!
by james field April 06, 2020
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porter gasting

The act of leaving something in the same place without thinking twice about moving it or doing something about it.
Why does she leave those christmas stickers up after christmas, but puts away everything else? Looks like she has a small habit of porter gasting.
by themanme December 17, 2013
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Porter-Gaud School

A prestigious prep school in Charleston, SC with exceptionally attractive males who beer and alcohol all the time and are very sexy. They sex a lot of females at them functions. Porter Gaud function are hella lit no cap no kizzy. Pull up
Yo I just totally beered and then sexed a girl because I go to Porter-Gaud School.
by CumOnGuys September 10, 2021
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Owen Porter

The biggest nigga, a.k.a. BIG NIGGA
Jesus Owen Porter is a big ass nigga!!
by coochie__slayer6969 October 23, 2018
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getting porter morris’d

the phrase “getting porter morris’d” refers to the act of getting raped by your cousin.
*ring ring* call from porter morris
*answers*
“whats up man?”
“your sister is getting porter morris’d”
“WTF SHES YOUR COUSIN”
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