Palmer Porter

palmer is a silly cruzzler who comes to all the christmas parties!

palmer porter is such a cruzz😂

by allx😬 January 8, 2023

Porter

He is so lit fam

That man is porter

by Abe274728 December 31, 2018

Pulled a Katie Porter

When you ask simple questions to someone who should be educated, but they can't answer them. Usually with a whiteboard.

I pulled a Katie Porter on my husband last night, got out a notepad and asked him what all of our bills our. He didn't know any of them.

by kt_lol September 13, 2020

The Porter

When you jizz all over a girls face and extract her period blood and pour it all over her, before you release your steaming diarrhoea all over her. Then you get your dad to lick it off naked.

Oh man I gave my girl the porter last night, it was rad.

by youreds February 10, 2025

gina porter

Beautiful woman who's an amazing dancer and dates Nini Salazar-Roberts.

Omg look Gina Porter is so hot!

by Jdkudvekeoswo September 26, 2021

Jade porter

Super cool broski that probably lives in like Oklahoma

Hi jade porter

by NOBODY12345678910111213141516 May 2, 2021

Jackson porter

Dont know much about you but like wanna smash??

Friend:put it in already stop teasing me

Jackson porter:*already balls deep and about to nut* 🙃

by Adam.m :) January 29, 2020