Unknown toilet assailant. Someone who renders a public toilet unusable by stuffing paper and often feces in the bowl. Also known as "spiking the guns."
What took you so long?
I had to go to the second floor bathroom. Somebody flooded the stall.
Curse you Phantom Pooper!
I had to go to the second floor bathroom. Somebody flooded the stall.
Curse you Phantom Pooper!
by amos anon March 30, 2009

by ryan and joe January 16, 2010

Harry been acting wierd lately, what do you think is wrong?
Oh he's probably just been puffin the pooper.
Oh he's probably just been puffin the pooper.
by Adam May 20, 2006

A mysterious culprit responsible for a bowel movement with no wipe and no flush in a strange restroom
by dueling lyricists October 9, 2014

I dont know who the ghost pooper is on the 16th floor bathroom, but they need to stay on their floor cause they stink. We will identify them at some point by shoe shoppin.
by jcam1980 January 15, 2014

Dude today I rushed to the toilet to start laying cable, but when I sat down it just wasn't happening. I had a severe case of Poopers block
by PoOpa FoOker September 7, 2015

The act of slobbering or spitting (or a combination) on the anus, normally for the intent of penetrating with a penis or other phallic object.
by The Hip-Hop Junkie September 15, 2009
