Poored

To promise to do something and ignore any and all requests to follow through.

I was going to get someone to cover my shift at work and now when I try to reach Stephen to finalize plans he ignores all my texts and calls. I guess I got poored.

by Dr Wellington January 3, 2021

pokedeul

A blue cat thing that brakes VR controllers and spends a lot of time on unity

Vevay

Mam there's a stray cat outside! It's a pokedeul

by Mckitty December 6, 2021

Pooker

A pedophile who smokes weed and is often high

Officer! The pooker is right there!

by Jbaybay December 25, 2021

Pookerskwowse

undeniable love and affection for someone

I love you John! You are my Pookerskwowse

by Steelerfan37922 May 10, 2022

Pre-Pooped

Walking into a public bathroom which has (recently) been made quiet stanky by some other person (often anonymous), and then coming out of the bathroom only to be blamed for the lingering stank by the next person in line.

So, not only did you have to deal with another person's stinky stank while using the facilities, you also become the culprit for said stink

Dude #1: You gonna hook it up with that hottie you met waiting in line for the bathroom.

Dude #2: I would have, but after I came out of the bathroom, she thought I dropped the stank, but I didn't - I GOT PRE-POOPED!

Dude #1: Aw man, that SUCKS!

by mr_bob_harris October 8, 2010

Santa pooed

To clime someone’s roof naked, particularly while the fire is inflamed, for the purposes of pooping down the chimney to set fire to ones excrements, while shouting “ho-ho-ho”. The challenge originated from the day someone was dared to complete such a challenge to do so without singing the hairs of ones ass.

Charlie went on dude bros roof and Santa pooed that old mans flaming fire so hard!

by Pooploverforever January 30, 2019

Who pooped in your bucket

When some one is so angry upset and you don’t know what to say

Hey Mary who pooped in your bucket

Shut up Steve

by Poopedbucketv February 22, 2022