ponying

One whom 'PONIES'.
The act of Ponying requires a pony, two men, a woman, and a large rubber sausage. Preferably a squeaky one.

The rest is self expanatory.

Hey bro lets go ponying with beth.

Excuse me dear sir but I just have been on a ponying expedition with your son and his wife elizabeth...would you happen to have a moist towelette?

Ponying sure is hard work bill, How ya doing down there berta!

Q: Get that sausage out of that pony!

A: Whats wrong we're just ponying?

by Kyle Elmer February 17, 2008

pooding

A tactical emptying of the bowles in order to make space after a particuarly heavy dinner. This subsequently allows the consuption of pudding.

I was so stuffed after the massive mixed grill at the pub at lunch time, I had to do pooding so I could manage the apple pie dessert.

by edmeister11 February 5, 2010

Pounding the dog

To joke around and not complete ones task; alternatively, to masterbate.

He spent all of his time pounding the dog instead of cleaning his room.

by Lol427383 December 20, 2017

Pounding and pumping

When the man is ejaculating but still feels horny and keeps screwing up her partner in the hole he's working up.

Lea: What's so special about your boy?

Kiara: My boy Karl is a champion in bed, he keeps pounding and pumping until he creampies me.

by jvg_1995_incorporated March 25, 2019

Pending Pack

Someone who is on the verge of dying / Being Killed.
Spoken by 12 year olds in britian who think they are hard vaping.

'Why are you guys always so mean to me?'
'Ahh shut up bruv you likkle neek ur nans a Pending Pack init'
'Leave me alone!!!'

by Fury the furious February 2, 2023

pounding fathers

a group of four or more, preferably older, white men all gangbang one woman; who after finishing, sign their name on her.

My boys and I pulled a pounding fathers on Cathy the other night.

by mittens5483 November 7, 2023

transaction pending

A) Often used to help adjust behaviour. Not said verbally but in text.
2.) after purchasing something you may see "transaction pending" on the register

A) Hey bro can I drink some of your vodka
B) Hell no thats mine
A) Transaction Pending. ...

by breadnbetter December 11, 2016