Minty Piccolo

When a man brushes his teeth whilst sitting on the toilet, spits the toothpaste froth between his legs, accidentally covering his penis with the discarded foam leaving him with a Minty Piccolo.

MALE: Cor blimey! That Minty Piccolo feels chilly.

PERSON 1: Would you care for a breath mint?
PERSON 2: No thanks, I've just had a Minty Piccolo.

by HairyHighwayman February 26, 2023

Meam ce picioare

Replică folosită de muncitori pentru a agăța minore de 14 ani

-Meam ce picioare are aia

by Solel May 28, 2019

H. R. Pickens

H. R. Pickens is the man who got the closest to destroying Abraham H Parnasis, who then sired a boy with his granddaughter, as his final revenge against H. R.

you are weak like H. R. Pickens

by avandownbytheriver March 4, 2021

pick up the soap

A term used in prison that is a form of prison rape in which a homosexual (usually black) man in prison at the showers telling a heterosexual male (usually a new inmate) to pick up a bar of soap that he "dropped" by accident. The gay man will say "pick up the soap" in a fierce way, in which the straight man will pick it up with his ass bending to the other man's penis. This indicates that the straight man will be anally raped.

Prisoner 1: Yo nigga, I heard the new inmate just met Big Smoke.

Pisoner 2: Yeah i heard, he suffed from "pick up the soap"!

by therealdealmyg February 11, 2012

Pick Me Girl/Boy

A pick me girl is a girl who needs male approval in order to be "picked". It's hard to explain, so look in the examples for a better representation.

A pick me boy is a boy who typically uses these emojis :🥺😞, and makes reverse psychology remarks to make people feel bad for him in a a way.

Pick Me Girl/Boy
Girl 1: omg I have a big tummy.
Pick me girl: "sees a group of guys walking by"
Also pick me girl: Guys look! She's insecure about her body! Couldn't be me tho! I have an amazing body!
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Pick me girl: Hey guys sorry I couldn't play football with you today. *points to ankle brace* I twisted my ankle last night.
Also pick me girl: *walks into class perfectly fine with no brace the next day*
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Pick me girl: OMG Jason stopppp hehehehe! Jasonnn omgggg! Stoppp! *punches Jason's arm*
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Pick me boy texting a girl:
Hey -insert name- you looked amazing today at the assembly. I could never though, I'm so ugly!
Girl: oh uhh but you aren't ugly i guess.
Boy: :0 so you think I'm handsome?
Girl: What?? I never said that
Boy: oh.. so I'm ugly 😞🥺
Girl: what no 😐
Boy: so i'm hot?
Girl: -blocks-
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Pick me boy: Nice guys always finishes last
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Pick me boy listening to all girls are the same
sees a girl walking by
Pick me yells: ALL GIRLS ARE THE SAME.
Girl; -changes her direction-

by ikimdumb :) March 11, 2021

docker picker

Someone who picks cigarette end up off the pavement/ashtray or where ever else they might be and smokes them, or maybe keeps them in a collection. Usually used as an insult by chavs

guy: Hey look, i found a half-smoked cigarette!
chav: fuckin docker picker! (punches him with a hand covered in cheap gold rings from argos)

by FeelThePower March 28, 2008

“Pick-Me” Girl

Pick-Me-Girl. Basically the female version of a simp. Girls who don’t get offended by blatantly sexist things because they crave male attention and validation. Same girls who say they only hang out with guys because they are “less drama”. They’re okay with putting down women for their personal gain and do everything they can to cater to males. I shorten it to PMG personally.

Oh my gosh, she replied to my tweet about how men suck that, “not all men”, what a “pick-me” girl (pmg).

by kathycopp April 15, 2020