Pimpson

Bad mother fucker with the last name Simpson

Allie pimpson is such a naughty girl.

by Punfucker123 June 7, 2018

Paps

A slang word common in British English.

Describing something such as information, writing, or entertainment as a "pap", meaning that you consider it to be of no worth, value, or serious interest

Did you see how many feds were at my door, wow
Should've seen how many paps were at the courthouse.

by Dr. Roboto September 5, 2021

Natural pimps

one who is a pimp(peamp) by nature or and accidental pimp whether they like it or not all women will flock to them like seagulls!

Steven and Joe sure are some Natural pimps

by Steven and Joe August 14, 2006

pimpslap

It's the kind of slap to give when someone you know well says something so stupid or rude or mean you have the sudden urge to reach out and slap them to reality. Sometimes it involves mulitple slaps for the real sublime statements.

Girl friend you have a big ole butt... pimpslap time! She done left me 23 times but I still love her..... pimpslap time! Honey I had to buy the 500 foot wide TV... PIMPSLAP TIME!

by John Huckleberry or Huck April 11, 2003

Piasa Bird

The Piasa Bird was a misunderstood mythical monster that is currently the mayor of Alton, Illinois. This creature has often had the stigma of being vicious due to Native American folklore, but in reality this could not be further from the truth. Recent historical and archeological evidence points to this creature as being one of the kindest and most generous of friends to humanity. Recent excavations show that the Piasa Bird was half bird, half fish, half reptile, and half mammal. It weighed over 300 tons. It had deer-like horns, HUGE wings, fire-breathing nostrils, talons the size of small yellow school busses, a socratesesque beard, a 75 meter long tail, and vampire fangs. Although these characteristics may come off as being those of a blood-thirsty beast that is not the case- the Piasa Bird was in fact the Native American equivalent of Santa Clause.

The chief went on top of the bluff only to find his 2 year-old daughter playing patty-cake patty-cake with the Piasa Bird.

by Rovert Luap October 3, 2009

PIMPSTERONI

A word used to describe something really cool or neat.

Those shoes are so pimpsteroni.

by Chelle November 20, 2004

pimps

Extremely simple, a facile task.

Scoring a hat-trick against the huns at Ibrox is pimps, man.

by Duizzle September 26, 2005