Urban Pi

Irreverent or politically incorrect math definitions on and about the number π, most of which stand zero chance of ever being published in a school textbook, because they are deemed inappropriate or unsuitable to the immature or puritan mind, or to those with a poor sense of humor.
How could pi enthusiasts be deprived of a lexicon of urban pi terms or phrases just because some of them are allegedly blasphemous or irreligious or preposterous?
by MathPlus May 25, 2021
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Reel Pi

When movies on math, or those that depict the odd behaviours of oft-mad mathematicians or idiot-savants, never fail to mention the number π and some of its magical properties.
With pi being part of pop culture, it’s not surprising to hear mathophobic actors in Hollywood complain about reel pi, as it reminds them of their bad experiences of school math, especially if they’d flunked the subject several times prior to making it big in the entertainment industry.
by Fasters May 30, 2022
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Pi in the Sky

When the passengers on a plane up in the sky are separately seated based on the the digits of the decimal number π—there are three empty seats between the first and second passenger, one empty seat between the second and third passenger, four empty seats between the third and fourth passenger, and so on.
On a Boeing 777, how many passengers could take part in the “pi in the sky” experience?
by Fasters December 25, 2021
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Fry Pied

When you cum in a girls ass then she shits diarrhea frying her asshole and the cum altogether until she can no longer shit because her ass is sealed shut
Did you do it last night?
Yeah I Fry Pied her!
by Jfhwlsndc March 10, 2020
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Dog Pies

Dog Pies are dog feces piles of poop, usually in the lawn of someone who owns a dog.
"Ew dude, did your dog have Dog Pies on the ground?"
"Yes!"
by CarterSmith September 12, 2023
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Magnum PI's

Very tight, upper-thigh length shorts that were popular in the 1980's and were a staple of Tom Selleck's wardrobe in the popular television series Magnum P.I. These shorts usually clearly outline one's package and leave nothing to the imagination. Frequently worn by those with a mullet.
I was out of clean clothes so I threw on some Magnum PI's. I spent all day tucking back the meat to keep from playin turtle and scaring the locals.
by Salvadore McGillicutty June 17, 2008
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Cow Pies

n. plur. {cawh pîz} - cow fecal matter that hardens into a pie like shape in a cow pasture.
While leaning over the fence on the side of a cow pasture I fell over and landed in some nasty cow pies.
by Abe Linclon January 26, 2006
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