Philame

A Philame is when you set yourself and your partner on fire while s/he is giving you a blowjob. If you are wearing a flame suit, you have 30 seconds to finish before the flames go out.

When Kirk walked into his room, he found his father set aflame receiving a philame from his wife.

by Anjii January 21, 2011

Philadelphia Napkin

A dirty cum rag. Often used as a napkin on fancy occasions.

"Jesse, set the table for thanksgiving. Use the good Philadelphia napkins!"

by freudeschoener November 25, 2011

Philancholy

A state of depression induced when a Phil Collins song gets stuck in your head.

I woke up hearing "In the Air Tonight" and now it's making me all philancholy. :(

by the Perdverts May 10, 2014

paulabnet

1. To be incoherent; hard to understand

2. To navigate awkwardly; move clumsily

"You see that guy talking to himself?" "yeah, he is acting paulabnet"

"Is that guy drunk?" "No, he is just being paulabnet."

by RAR69 April 2, 2014

phalangeenis

The strange phenomenon when a hand grows in place of your penis, making everything but nut grabs extremely inefficient.

Bob: I was in a fight with Todd the other day
Jake: Did you win?
Bob: Nah, he crushed my nuts in a killer phalangeenis jab
Jake: Aww man, what a bummer!
Bob: Nah, that came later

by EmmaBlackery September 6, 2016

Paularize

Having something to do, but doing nothing, until someone else does it for you.

My buddy always paularizes me when we go fishing.

by The avid fisherman July 13, 2017

philadelthia

How my dad pronounces Philadelphia... and he doesn't give a fuck!

"Hey, how 'bout dem Philadelthia Eagles! I sure like that Roitel cheese dip too!"

by Rudythedog7 June 12, 2018