A piece of fecal matter (usually human) that has gained self-conscience. This leads to the shit asking deep questions of philosophical nature, hence the name. When encountering a philosophical shit, most humans believe that the questions raised by the 'sophical sausage' are of their own desing and come from their own head. It is unknown whether the great philosophers of history were assisted by philosophical shits, or came up with their ideas themselves.
"What am I? Where did I come from? I feel water rushing past me. I am falling now and it's dark. Is this what it's like to die? Is this the afterlife? An endless void where we're forced to contemplate our beliefs and morality for all eternity? Truly a hellish experience."
-Unnamed philosophical shit, circa 1978
-Unnamed philosophical shit, circa 1978
by Ziraxis August 24, 2016
Get the philosophical shit mug.An ideal that gives hope to the lost. Some would argue that there's an actual scientific formula combining lead and gold... following an array chart, of course. Greek Mythology relates the God "Mercury" somehow in the transformation process, but there isn't much documentation to support his role in the process other than he too was searching.....and I think he had wings on his ankles. The Philosophers Stone was hands down, The best song ever recorded by Van Morrison. The Philosophers stone gives hope to those searching for a home.
"Man, that guy still searching for the Philosopher's stone....."
or "omg, i love this song, Philosopher's Stone" or, "Everytime I hear Philosopher's Stone I think of Larry" or "No need to search for the Philosophers Stone, its been in your pocket all along"
or "omg, i love this song, Philosopher's Stone" or, "Everytime I hear Philosopher's Stone I think of Larry" or "No need to search for the Philosophers Stone, its been in your pocket all along"
by D.A. Davenport June 28, 2012
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by Smart In My Own Way August 20, 2019
Get the Philosophal mug.A affluent Chicago suburb know for high takes and a luxurious life style. When you live there you think it’s normal then you get out of Palos Park and Palos Heights and you see the slums, of you have to go to the public school don’t say your from palos park they rob you, everyone is privileged some people do drugs but you can’t tell, the Rolls Royce and Range Rover are the most common car, a lot of executives who work in the city live out here, don’t stay in the winter go to your Florida beach home, houses run from about 450,000 and up a nice one with move theater and large garage for your cars is about 600,000 even shit houses are like 300,000 if you live here try not to get robed by inter city kids who sneak into the schools just go to Brother Rice, Mother McAlly, or Marist like everyone else and your fine, party’s are usually small and filled with alcohol and other drugs over all a great place to grow up for the upper class.
My Range Rover is getting fixed so I had to drive the Mercedes this weekend how are me and the Brother Rice boys going to get to Chads party on the other side of Palos Park?
by Palos Park privileged October 7, 2019
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Mother: "When you're older."
Kid: " Did you use philosophy to come to that answer?"
Mother: "When you're older."
Kid: " Did you use philosophy to come to that answer?"
by janegirl July 21, 2009
Get the philosophy mug.If you like nightlife, urban life, and excitement, do not go to Palos Verdes. It is boring. PV consists of four cities: Rancho Palos Verdes, Palos Verdes Estates, Rolling Hills, and Rolling Hills Estates. Demographics? the median age is about 45 years old, about 75% white, 20% Asian, and the remaining 5% a mix of other ethnicities.
PV is on the Palos Verdes Peninsula. About a million years ago, it was an island and so it has plant and insect life unseen elsewhere on the North American continent. There are rare birds and butterflies. Do you care? No, you don't.
Because it is on a peninsula, it is surrounded by water on three sides and there is nowhere to go. Those who come to visit invariably end up turning around and going home.
The high schools are too hard. While many kids go on to Ivy league schools, the majority just go to Berkely, UCLA, UCI, and UCSD.
If you come to PV from outside, the people seem rich, old, and the atmosphere intimidating. If you live there, the people no longer seem rich, but they continue to be fairly old.
PV is on the Palos Verdes Peninsula. About a million years ago, it was an island and so it has plant and insect life unseen elsewhere on the North American continent. There are rare birds and butterflies. Do you care? No, you don't.
Because it is on a peninsula, it is surrounded by water on three sides and there is nowhere to go. Those who come to visit invariably end up turning around and going home.
The high schools are too hard. While many kids go on to Ivy league schools, the majority just go to Berkely, UCLA, UCI, and UCSD.
If you come to PV from outside, the people seem rich, old, and the atmosphere intimidating. If you live there, the people no longer seem rich, but they continue to be fairly old.
I went to Palos Verdes looking for an edgy urban experience. I found none and was bored, so I went back home.
by GroganGG July 19, 2007
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The phrase originates from the most common source of this stereotype.
The phrase originates from the most common source of this stereotype.
"What does she look so smug about?"
"You mean Freshman Philosophy Major? After an intro philosophy class she thinks she can definitively prove that God does not exist."
"You mean Freshman Philosophy Major? After an intro philosophy class she thinks she can definitively prove that God does not exist."
by Mr. Mulch December 6, 2006
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