Phallus

Penis shaped object, thing or person.

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by Scott Scruton February 4, 2003

phallacy

Phallacy is the name of an amazing clothing company which offers magical color changing clothes.. That's right clothes that change color when you go outside. AMAZING MAGICAL

The word phallacy is a play on the word Fallacy as in a misleading argument or false argument.. Thus Phallacy's Clothing misleads many by having things appear on it..

Dick: Dude did your shirt just change color?

Jane: Yeah it's magic nig!

or

OMG YOUR SHIRT JUST HAD STUFF APPEAR ON IT !

DUH I bought this wonderful color changing shirt from phallacy lets go play in the sun and make it change...

by The Phallacy September 19, 2008

phallus face

A person that is being a dick head. Or my brother.

Oh em gee - chris is teh über lame, what a total phallus face!

by Psychotic Lolita January 23, 2006

Phallic Snack

A road trip blow job.

You're on a road trip and you're horny and your GF goes down on you for a little Phallic Snack.

by Precy Ann Klein September 23, 2006

Phallie

Phallie is beautifully unique in every way :)
Has the best spunky style and can pull anything off!

A small town girl with potential of being a city girl.

Girly, but hippie.
True believer in "I like to keep my money right where i can see it - hanging in my closet."
Has a lot of hopes and dreams and is a hopeless romantic.
Best roomie ever!

Did you see the outfit she was wearing? Of course, only Phallie could pull that off!

by yassy17 October 15, 2010

phallic victory

1. The winning of a man against a woman in any competitive event.
2. Giving a woman an orgasm with the use of only the phallus.

Yes I totally made Sharon orgasm using only the old man. Good work, that's a real phallic victory.

by DHomer November 15, 2014

Phallic Aggression

1. An aggressive response to stimulus that would normally evoke a placid or even neutral reaction.
2. Being an asshole when completely unnecessary, typically occurring when a male has to prove how large his phallus is.
3. Physical use of a phallus to bludgeon small animals, shrubbery, or even midgets to death.

1. "This phallic aggression thing is out of control, we know your cock is small, please don't go out of your way to prove it."

2. Lumberjack Johnson began his morning with a bout of phallic aggression, squirrels, rabbits, coyote's, nothing stood a chance.

by Kageneko666 April 9, 2011